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[symmetric_betch]

*this is Kid*

*Kid is crying*

*the event is over and his stripes are back*

Comments

asymmetrical by default y/y?

[maskedassassain]

Hey, kid, what's the matter?

*if he looks up, there will be a rather obviously one-armed man kneeling next to him*

[symmetric_betch]

M-My hair... it went back t-

[symmetric_betch]

*and he looks up at you*

One. Arm.

[symmetric_betch]

YOU ARE COMPLETELY LOPSIDED!!!

[maskedassassain]

*WTF HOW RUDE!*

...Huh?! Hey! Watch your mouth!

[symmetric_betch]

I must get you another arm... how can you walk around that way? I feel dizzy*

1/2

[maskedassassain]

Listen, I'm perfectly--

2/2

[maskedassassain]

...Another arm?! How do you even expect to be able to do that? This isn't just a bad haircut, this is a whole limb we are talking about.

[symmetric_betch]

As soon as I find one in perfect proportion tot he one you have, you'll see! Now. *whips out ruler and going towards your one arm*

[maskedassassain]

*backing up, backing up* And where do plan on finding that?

[symmetric_betch]

I'm not sure. I haven't properly explored this place, it seems. I find new things everyday. *encroaching*

[maskedassassain]

*should never have stopped to be sympathetic, never, never, never...*

So do I, but I've yet to find a limb-growing tree.

*shoot, hit a wall, trapped ;-;*

[symmetric_betch]

*happily taking your measurements* I wouldn't be surprised if I could grow one.

[maskedassassain]

*lacking in facepalm!icon but it would go here*

.......That's disgusting.

[symmetric_betch]

*finishing up*

Hardly. If you were perfectly balanced, you wouldn't complain.

[maskedassassain]

That's true. If that were the case, you wouldn't be harassing me. *can't help but be a little amused by all this anyway*