I've had it with these ***ing Sasukes in this ***ing fountain!

[vindicatum]

[see Sasuke. See Sasuke lurk outside. Lurk, Sasuke, lurk-... what's this? The robots have spotted Sasuke and his less-than-pristine clothing and decided that it just won't do? Let the manhandling commence!]

... ? What t- chidori!

[it wasn't very effective...]

Fuc- [thrown into the fountain]

...
...
...

h-huh?

[ooc: Thanks to the Fountain of Youth, you too

Comments

[prettygreywings]

Hello.

*hmm...no, the one she's seen was much older* You remind me of somebody I've seen. Do you have an older brother? If you're lost, I can take you to him.

[vindicatum]

*not meant to talk to strangers, but*

You know where he is?

[prettygreywings]

*and if she ever meets Itachi, she will be sure there are three brothers in total*

Yes, I've seen him when I was searching for my halo. I know where his room is, I can show you.

Hurrah for misunderstandings!

[vindicatum]

*instinctive Uchiha suspicion go!*

... but this isn't the compound. Why'd brother be living here?

[rabu_u_longtime]

Is that--Sasuke!

This is bad! He's too young now!

[vindicatum]

*that lady is staring at me isn't she*

[rabu_u_longtime]

*composed. is composed. has dealt with this before too many times*

I'm Karin. *thinks fast, like ninja* Sorry for the yelling. I just--was startled. Shouldn't you... not leave home without someone to accompany you?

*damn it to all hell. had plans to ravish him tonight, too. ffff*

[vindicatum]

*bristles* I can take care of mys-...

...

*isn't backing away. isn't*

You're not an Uchiha, are you?

[cagebreak]

...

[vindicatum]

...!

*a Hyuuga?*

[cagebreak]

... Uchiha Sasuke?

[vindicatum]

*nods warily*

[ebb_n_flow]

....

[that can't be who he thinks it is. 'Cause if it is, he's gonna die laughing]

[vindicatum]

... *it's rude to stare*

[ebb_n_flow]

[b-biting his lip nao]

S-Sa... wha- you... holy.... [SNERKSNORT]

[vindicatum]

What are you looking at?

[handsoff_myhole]

Another small little runt.

[[I... couldn't resist, even if nothing happens that's lulz worthy XD]]

[vindicatum]

*much more wary now*

[ooc: I kind of died.]

[handsoff_myhole]

[vindicatum]

*tenses*