[Today is such a lovely rainy day. Outside of the main entrance, there is a... well, it certainly looks very much like a person, but you can't be too sure, right? Maybe you ought to step closer and explore a bit. And if you do that, you might notice that yes, it actually does seem to be a person, and he's not moving at all. If you're really observant, you might also notice the two signs which has been put up beside the motionless body:
The bigger one of the signs reads:
"WELCOME BACK TO HELL, ITACHI-SAN"
...and the second one reads:
"Can someone spare a band-aid?"]
[ooc; Intro post! Itachi isn't dead, not here, but damn close to it. And he's unconscious and probably won't wake up anytime soon. Someone please come help him to the nurse's office?]