entrance!

[i_are_kidnapped]

Maaan, what a great nap. I'm kinda hungry now, actually.

Jo! Hey, Jo, why don't we go... to...

...

Oh, jeez, don't tell me--No, way. Not again.

KYAAA, I GOT KIDNAPPED!!

YOU. Hey! I'm talking to you! Come over here! What's going on? Where am I? You better hope you're not behind this or you're gonna be real sorry once Jo gets here

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[surpassing_him]

Now, now... No need to shout. You'll give someone a headache going on like that.

[i_are_kidnapped]

I'll stop once I get my answers. You aren't behind this, are you? *inspects*

[surpassing_him]

That would depend on just what "this" refers to.

[i_are_kidnapped]

Me being here!

[surpassing_him]

Ah. Now that, I certainly had nothing to do with. You'll want to bring that matter up with the Principal.

[i_are_kidnapped]

The Princi--... This is a school? Or is that just a street name?

[surpassing_him]

You might call it a school. But there are no teachers, assignments, exams or vacations.

[i_are_kidnapped]

The food isn't going to make me see things, is it?

[surpassing_him]

*grins* It hasn't yet.

[i_are_kidnapped]

Oh, phew.

[surpassing_him]

Although the robots tend to get a little overzealous at times. Their cooking skills leave much to be desired.

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[i_are_kidnapped]

Awww...

[i_are_kidnapped]

Hey, wait! I'm not done asking questions! Why is the Principal kidnapping me people? Are you even kidnapped?

[surpassing_him]

For his own amusement, as far as I or anyone else can gather. I imagine he finds it fun watching the entire population interact. As for myself, I certainly didn't arrive here out of choice.

[i_are_kidnapped]

So he can see us all? Ew, that's creepy. How does he keep everyone here?

[surpassing_him]

That's right. And even if he can't, he speaks as though he can.

A variety of ways. A forest with no end, an unscalable wall, a lake filled with sharks and piranha... There may be other ways, but those are the most prominent.