| o24; Neji | hammering in my head

[cagebreak]

...nn-

[this is the surprised and somewhat disgusted yell! of an otherwise usually stable and composed konoha-nin]

[[ooc; Seems like it's Fall Asleep Over a Book And Wake Up In a Green Jumpsuit And Handcuffed Day! Payback for having grown accustomed to such unhealthy sleeping habits. Tut, tut, Neji.]]

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[sakeconnoisseur]

...Well, this certainly isn't something you see every day.

[cagebreak]

I suppose that's only too fortunate. [sort of. tugging at the collar]

[sakeconnoisseur]

*is content to merely watch for a moment longer*

I only wish we could send pictures to the people back home... Gai would pay a fortune to see this, I'm sure.

[cagebreak]

[has well progressed to getting the thing past his shoulder with Lee's help]

He would have a field.. week, that much is certain. I am considerably grateful he will never see.

[sakeconnoisseur]

It would be too much excitement for his poor heart to handle at one time.

...Since you're making miraculous progress with that jumpsuit of yours, and since I trust that you'll be able to work some sort of miracle with those handcuffs, do you want me to go grab something for you to cover up with once you wiggle your way out of it? Unless, of course, you'd prefer to prance about naked. Or perhaps I should just leave and allow you to suffer the embarrassment....

[cagebreak]

And risk losing the last shreds of faith of one of your youngest jounin? Tsunade-sama. [frowns at the sleeve getting caught at the handcuff; really only not tearing it apart to spare Lee the sight] .. I'm not one to turn down such charming offers, now.

[sakeconnoisseur]

The "last shreds of faith", Neji? How saddening it is for me to hear you say something like that. *but she grins slightly, turning* I thought you couldn't. I'll be back in a moment, then... and don't ever say your Hokage never did anything for you.

[cagebreak]

[might be sounding a little grumpy, but honest enough] I wouldn't. I haven't forgotten what your apprentice has done for me when I was a genin.

[sakeconnoisseur]

*pauses in the doorway, looking back* What did Sakura do? I'm an old woman, you know; my memory fails me a good half of the time. *or is she just pretending she doesn't know so that she can gloat? Yep. Ohohoho, Neji, you'll never know*

[cagebreak]

[half-hearted smirk] I was talking about Shizune-san.

[sakeconnoisseur]

*shrugs* When you have more than one apprentice, they all blend together. You'll find out one of these... well, no you won't; I doubt you'll ever have the patience to teach anyone anything, will you?

[cagebreak]

Without confirming this underestimation of my patience, I am going to leave that to Lee or Tenten.