...starting to wonder if leaving the Akatsuki and making "friends" with these fucking lunatics was the best decision.
I'm a goddamn missing nin and an ex-Akatsuki.
And people are...being friendly with me. I'm not getting screamed at. Tobi keeps hugging me. *right eye twitches again* People fucking cried when I died, and they don't even know me.
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Mm' sleepeh...
*turns around and heads toward the bed...*
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(OOC: I'm sorry, Henna! Suigetsu was hungry! D:)
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(OOC: *sobs*)
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Com'feh...
*grabs the duvet and crawls on in*
(OOC: *hands you a tissue* ;__;)
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Hmmm... Zzzzzz...
*burrows nose into Hidan's shoulder and snores softly*
(OOC: I'd coo if this wasn't so damn freaky. XD)
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...for two more hours*
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Hrrrrrm... yer'look so stup'd in red, hones'ly...
*smacks Hidan in the chest*
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*groggily turns his face away from the pillow, brow furrowing at a faint stinging sensation*
*lifts his hand to scratch at his chest, and jerks awake when he finds his fingers clutching a hand*
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Mmyeah... y'look muuuch bett'r 'n green, I say...
*cuddles up*
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...
*breaths abruptly start coming faster until they're hitching in his throat, eyes widening to the size of dinner plates, blood rocketing to his head, and then--*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!!!
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*comes to abrubtly at the sound of someone screaming bloddy murder in his ear*
WHAT, WHAT, ARE UNDER SEIGE, WHA-
*faces Hidan and realises the situation he's in*
Uh... Wha... Oh! OH OH MY FUCKING GOD.
*tries to get as far the fuck away from Hidan as he can and falls off the bed in the process, taking the duvet with him*
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WHAT THE SHIT--?!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY GODDAMN BED, TADPOLE?!
'THE HELL DO YOU THINK I--*stops, freezes, as his mind goes back to the day Sakura killed him, and waking up to see Suigetsu sobbing in relief*
...oh, God, no.
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IT'S YOUR BED, YOU FUCKING TELL ME, ALTAR BOY! I KNEW THERE WAS GOOD REASON NO ONE TRUSTS PRIEST THESE DAYS!
*clicks* Fuck. Don't tell me I'm sleep-walking again. I thought I--
*notices Hidan staring at him with pure trepidation*
Wh-what the fuck are you staring at, shit-for-brains...?
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My bed? MY FUCKING BED?! OF COURSE IT'S MY FUCKING BED, YOU WALKING SACK OF HORSE SHIT. M-My bed...my...
*eyes bug out in horror and he glances down to make sure his pants and the boxers underneath are still on, and almost passes out in relief to see they're still there*
...sleep-walking? YOU STUPID FUCK, WHY THE HELL DID YOU CHOOSE MY ROOM?! Unless...oh GOD. *automatically reverts back to thoughts of sobbing Suigetsu*
*sentimentality and lovey dovey and hunky dory and friendly people and fucking host clubs and hugging and niceness and--and--and--*
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING INSANE! YOU'RE ALL--
*stops when he notices water stains all down the front of Suigetsu's shirt*
...*stares, uncomprehending with a faint sense of impending horror as he sees a bit of seaweed from Stanley's tank congealed on Suigetsu's shirt*
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