Right eye won't stop twitching

Oct 24, 2007 19:03

...starting to wonder if leaving the Akatsuki and making "friends" with these fucking lunatics was the best decision.

I'm a goddamn missing nin and an ex-Akatsuki.

And people are...being friendly with me. I'm not getting screamed at. Tobi keeps hugging me. *right eye twitches again* People fucking cried when I died, and they don't even know me. ( Read more... )

hidan

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ebb_n_flow October 25 2007, 03:10:51 UTC
*lifts his head at Hidan's muttering and turns his eyes on the bed*

Mm' sleepeh...

*turns around and heads toward the bed...*

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the_sanctified October 25 2007, 03:16:02 UTC
*mumbles something that sounds vaguely like 'dun wanna go school today, ma and burrows his face deeper into his pillow*

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ebb_n_flow October 25 2007, 03:19:03 UTC
*trudges over to Hidan's bedside*

(OOC: I'm sorry, Henna! Suigetsu was hungry! D:)

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the_sanctified October 25 2007, 03:22:20 UTC
*blissfully unaware of Suigetsu looming directly over him*

(OOC: *sobs*)

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ebb_n_flow October 25 2007, 03:25:49 UTC
*tilts head, as if in speculation*

Com'feh...

*grabs the duvet and crawls on in*

(OOC: *hands you a tissue* ;__;)

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the_sanctified October 25 2007, 03:31:21 UTC
*makes no reaction even as Suigetsu crawls into his bed and snuggles up beside him*

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ebb_n_flow October 25 2007, 03:35:34 UTC
*siddles up next to Hidan and clutches for his arm*

Hmmm... Zzzzzz...

*burrows nose into Hidan's shoulder and snores softly*

(OOC: I'd coo if this wasn't so damn freaky. XD)

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the_sanctified October 25 2007, 03:42:01 UTC
*doesn't notice this unconscious, unwilling molestation at all and continues on in absolutely dead sleep...

...for two more hours*

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ebb_n_flow October 25 2007, 03:48:28 UTC
*Two hours later...*

Hrrrrrm... yer'look so stup'd in red, hones'ly...

*smacks Hidan in the chest*

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the_sanctified October 25 2007, 03:52:41 UTC
...?

*groggily turns his face away from the pillow, brow furrowing at a faint stinging sensation*

*lifts his hand to scratch at his chest, and jerks awake when he finds his fingers clutching a hand*

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ebb_n_flow October 25 2007, 03:57:02 UTC
*mutters lightly*

Mmyeah... y'look muuuch bett'r 'n green, I say...

*cuddles up*

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the_sanctified October 25 2007, 04:02:43 UTC
*slowly, slowly turns his head and finds himself face to face with a sleeping, stupidly grinning Suigetsu, and abruptly becomes aware that Suigetsu's practically on top of him, nuzzling his face into his shoulder*

...

*breaths abruptly start coming faster until they're hitching in his throat, eyes widening to the size of dinner plates, blood rocketing to his head, and then--*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!!!

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ebb_n_flow October 25 2007, 04:06:32 UTC
(OOC: XDDDDDDDD)

*comes to abrubtly at the sound of someone screaming bloddy murder in his ear*

WHAT, WHAT, ARE UNDER SEIGE, WHA-

*faces Hidan and realises the situation he's in*

Uh... Wha... Oh! OH OH MY FUCKING GOD.

*tries to get as far the fuck away from Hidan as he can and falls off the bed in the process, taking the duvet with him*

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the_sanctified October 25 2007, 04:17:05 UTC
*rolls off the bed and hits the floor, only to leap to his feet a second later, looking horrified and violated as he sees a bewildered Suigetsu tangled in his blanket*

WHAT THE SHIT--?!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN MY GODDAMN BED, TADPOLE?!

'THE HELL DO YOU THINK I--*stops, freezes, as his mind goes back to the day Sakura killed him, and waking up to see Suigetsu sobbing in relief*

...oh, God, no.

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ebb_n_flow October 25 2007, 04:20:20 UTC
*tries to untangle himself, equally terrified as Hidan is at the moment*

IT'S YOUR BED, YOU FUCKING TELL ME, ALTAR BOY! I KNEW THERE WAS GOOD REASON NO ONE TRUSTS PRIEST THESE DAYS!

*clicks* Fuck. Don't tell me I'm sleep-walking again. I thought I--

*notices Hidan staring at him with pure trepidation*

Wh-what the fuck are you staring at, shit-for-brains...?

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the_sanctified October 25 2007, 04:32:26 UTC
.....................

My bed? MY FUCKING BED?! OF COURSE IT'S MY FUCKING BED, YOU WALKING SACK OF HORSE SHIT. M-My bed...my...

*eyes bug out in horror and he glances down to make sure his pants and the boxers underneath are still on, and almost passes out in relief to see they're still there*

...sleep-walking? YOU STUPID FUCK, WHY THE HELL DID YOU CHOOSE MY ROOM?! Unless...oh GOD. *automatically reverts back to thoughts of sobbing Suigetsu*

*sentimentality and lovey dovey and hunky dory and friendly people and fucking host clubs and hugging and niceness and--and--and--*

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING INSANE! YOU'RE ALL--

*stops when he notices water stains all down the front of Suigetsu's shirt*

...*stares, uncomprehending with a faint sense of impending horror as he sees a bit of seaweed from Stanley's tank congealed on Suigetsu's shirt*

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