It Came from the Other Side of the Fourth Wall

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*after many hours spent pouring over the Naruto manga and all over LSG*

What the fuck....

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHA- FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT KIND FUCKED-IN-THE-HEAD ARTIST WOULD PUT MY NAKED ASS ON -WHAT?- FIVE, SIX PAGES  FOR? AMUSEMENT? FUCKING KISHIMOTO MASASHI OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS, EVER FUCKING THINK THAT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ME IN MY

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[sayaka_sama]

Oh, wouldn't you just love to know where you've been, hmmm?

[ebb_n_flow]

You...

THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

And what the hell do you mean "wouldn't you love to know"?

[sayaka_sama]

I regret nothing. :D

Well, you see I was originally going to make up a post with you returning after being abducted by the pixies. But this solves everything! And it's much more creative, I must say...

[ebb_n_flow]

Obviously not. I should fucking kill you for this.

Creative? You fucking call this crea-

[iammadeawesome]

...actually we figured you had no problem walking around naked

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....

Get. Bent.

[iammadeawesome]

...oh come on that's how it was portrayed! And I fully support your torturing Karin~

[ebb_n_flow]

What, you thought fucking Orochimaru would be considerate enough to give me something to wear while I was in that freaking tank?

What the fuck do you mean "support"?

[singing_monk]

Kishimoto needed to stick some fanservice in to make sure nobody hunted him down for the way he's picking the Akatsuki off like flies. u.u

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Then why didn't he pick fucking Sasu-

Oh. Wait.

[singing_monk]

'Zactly. Have to spread things around evenly, dontchaknow. Not everyone likes Sasuke.

[kidouche]

But you have such a nice ass, Sui-chan!

Now when are you gonna make babies with Karin?

[ebb_n_flow]

. . . .

You people make me sick.

[kidouche]

What? You do!

And why don't you just admit you want her?

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SHUT UP.

BECAUSE I DON'T.

[rabu_u_longtime]

Where the fuck have you been, Suigetsu? And here I was hoping you'd gone home.

[sayaka_sama]

He's been places. Doing things. >}

Dear, dear. Did you really think I'd let him leave that easily? :D

[rabu_u_longtime]

Well that's certainly helpful.

I would hope, at least.

[ebb_n_flow]

I don't have a fucking clue where I've been, honestly.

......

What do you mean you're not letting me leave...