Mar 24, 2008 14:55
...Scientifically speaking, this does not look like where I'm supposed to be. But I know I followed the directions correctly, so....
*here’s Ema Skye, forensics expert and reluctant detective, standing on the train platform and looking around in an annoyed manner; there’s a bag of Snackoos clutched in one hand, and, as she scrutinizes every inch of this new place, she furiously munches on one Snackoo after another*
Hey! Anyone there? Seriously, people, I know you’re out there; it’s impossible for no one to be at a train station, and while this is all very, very funny, it’s obviously not very well thought out. I have a crime scene I need to go investigate-that's right, I’m on official police business-- and... listen, I really don’t want to listen to another one of the fop’s diva fits again, so if someone would just come on out….
....
...Alright, whose big idea was this, huh? And why are there so many of them?
*as she stands there, slowly backing into the information booth, a sea of bouncing, chirping, pastel-colored chicks comes swarming towards her; one or two of them are fine, really, but an entire sea? She begins to chuck Snackoos at them, hoping to keep them at bay*
...This is really not funny. Get back, you little... chicks!
[ooc: It’s totally raining here, meaning my vacation = on hold, which means I have a day to introduce Ema Skye to the masses! ♥ I hope it’s okay to combine intros and events... so come rescue the pretty girl? Or laugh at her? Or something? :D AND I AM MAKING IT MY GOAL TO SNACKOO EVERYONE WHO POPS IN HERE, for those of you who know what that is. Why? For the lulz.]