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[hot4history]

...okay, I give.

PANTS, PANTS, THE PRINCESS AND HALF OF MY KINGDOM FOR A PAIR OF PANTS.

[ooc; ...fairy godmother!Miranda zapped his clothes. He's now wearing nothing but a leaf. Yeah.]

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[tripping_horse]

What is with you youngin's and your need to be yellin' all over the place!? My old ears can't handle it!

...And why are you naked!?

[hot4history]

I'm not naked, I've got a leaf!

[tripping_horse]

Hmph! A leaf hardly covers what needs to be covered! You youngin's these days have no sense of decency! Discusting, I say... *grumble grumble*

[hot4history]

Oi, it's not like I chose this myself and you're barely older than me, anyway!

[tripping_horse]

Hey! *smacks you upside the head* Respect your elders!

Hm, Well, if you're just gonna stand here and complain to me, I might as well do something to get rid of your offensive indecency!

*pulls a book out of his robes, opens it, reads a few choice words from it* Bothaveidi Nisokski Kaarlewfjdsjh! *POOFSMOKE and now he's holding frilly pink underwear* EH!? What the-!?

[hot4history]

--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[tripping_horse]

*looking back and forth between you and the panties* Uh... I think these are for you... *tentatively hands them over*

[hot4history]

...NO WAY.

[tripping_horse]

WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM THEN!?

[hot4history]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! I'M SURE AS HELL NOT PUTTING THEM ON even the leaf it better than those!

[tripping_horse]

Well, these do cover up more than WHAT AM I SAYING!? *flings them away, but uh, bad aim so they land right on your face* Oops.

[hot4history]

*sajdhasjd* EW GET THE FRILLY LADY PANTIES AWAY FROM ME EW EW

[tripping_horse]

SORRY! *hurries forward to grab them but trips and asdkjf is fall at you~*

[hot4history]

--oof!

[tripping_horse]

*CRASH* ow.

[hot4history]

...

...now, honestly, don't you think this is a little sudden? We've only just met, after all.