|sakura.002| going insane with the insane priest

[groundsplitter]

*stands in the middle of the school grounds, looking uncomfortably at the knife in her hand, and having second doubts

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[the_sanctified]

Jeez, it's fucking freezing out here. Let's get this over with already, pinky.

*shoves his hands in his pockets and stares at her expectantly*

[groundsplitter]

*automatically* Don't call me that!

*pause* What exactly do I do? Stab you in the heart? I'm not exactly an expert at this killing people because they're eager to be killed thing...*scratches chin with the blade* Could you play...dead or something? Lay on the ground?

[the_sanctified]

Well, obviously the heart. *stares at her like she's insane* You call yourself a shinobi? Jeez.

And...that's so weak, lying down and taking it like a half-dead geezer. How about you just ran at me and...*gestures to his heart* Stab me right here. It's easy. Seriously, get that pansy-ass expression off your face.

[groundsplitter]

I KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING HEART IS, DAMMIT. *hiss. it's a bad idea to test her patience now that she's having last minute doubts about this*

...what if I miss? *flinches* Scratch that, I won't miss, but what if you really die?! Do you think Tobi-san will kill me for killing you--even though you asked for it? Hypothetically speaking. If you die. Right.

[muffin_man_t]

*storms onto the grounds with every intent of stopping this foolishness*

What is going on here? Whose bright idea was it to--

*stops short upon seeing Hidan on the ground, with Sakura leaning over him*

Hidan-san...

*stumbles forward*

Hidan-san?

*drops on his knees in the grass beside them*

Hidan...san...

*starts breathing harshly as his eyes well up*

[ebb_n_flow]

(OOC: You're going to make me cry one of these days, Tobi. UGH. ♥ ;__;)

[groundsplitter]

[ooc; you and everyone else. ;_;]

[cagebreak]

[[ooc; thirded. ;_;]]

[ebb_n_flow]

Oi. What's with all the-

Wha?

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[ebb_n_flow]

(OOC: Henna gave me permission to be here.)

[bashful_smiles]

*Turns, startled* Su-Suigetsu-san! *She frowns sadly, turning away to look back at Tobi and Hidan*

[muffin_man_t]

*glances in your direction*

What are you looking at? Is Hidan DYING a spectator sport now? Are you GETTING YOUR KICKS, HUH?

*hugs him closer*

[OOC: Madara is pissed. 8D]

[muffin_man_t]

You know something?

*sets Hidan's body down gently, and stands, flexing his fingers*

I'm tired of this. I'm tired of all of you.

*manic giggle*

I think, if Hidan has to die, then so does everybody else. :D

Good night, good night.

[ebb_n_flow]

O_O

RUN!

*gets the hell out of dodge*

[muffin_man_t]

YOU FIRST. :D

*begins to concentrate his chakra*

[ebb_n_flow]

(OOC: Ash, honest to God, I'm shitting myself right now. XD PSYCHO!TOBI FTW)

[the_sanctified]

...

*cracks open eyes at the feeling of the ground shaking*

*slowly, painfully swallows, grimacing at the taste of blood*

*can just make out Tobi standing nearby, glowing with chakra*

...the fuck 're you doin', swirl-face?

[bashful_smiles]

*Gasps* H-Hidan-san!

[the_sanctified]

*notices her crouched behind Tobi*

Munchkin...? 'the hell are you doin' here? *struggling to breathe with Tobi suffocating him*

[bashful_smiles]

*She glances at Tobi* W-we were worried, so-- so.... We came. *She closes her eyes, hand over her heart, and gives a sigh of relief. Her nerves were totally shot*