|sakura.intro| are you ready for this

[groundsplitter]

Shishou said I needed a vacation, but I disagree. Actually, her idea of a vacation is pretty screwed up. Sending me on a mission to god-knows-where is not a vacation. I'd have prefered to just stay home, perfect my training and watch that Naruto didn't push his own training too far. (I know he wants to be strong enough to bring him back. I want to

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[cagebreak]

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[groundsplitter]

...Hyuuga? I thought I was sent on this mission alone.

[cagebreak]

Needless to mention how absolutely I would resent to shatter your dreams, this is the farthest from a mission I have seen in a long time. What were the instructions? 'Don't die'?

[groundsplitter]

...I was instructed not to open it until I got here. *opens the scroll*...'don't die. relax.'--okay, I'm officially not liking this.

[cagebreak]

How could I have possibly guessed.

*rubbing temples.* Perhaps you would like to know that half of the mission is already accomplished, but relaxing is a difficult task with two handsful of S-class-criminals in this school.

[groundsplitter]

So, I'm supposed to relax with the Akatsuki nearby? What does she want me to do, join them in the hotsprings? Shishou's sense of humour fails.

[cagebreak]

I would not suggest the baking club.

[groundsplitter]

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When did you get here, Neji-san?

[cagebreak]

Four days ago.

[groundsplitter]

...I don't remember you leaving four days ago from Konoha...

[cagebreak]

Neither do I. I was in Suna.

[groundsplitter]

....call it the understatement of the century, but this is weird. Have you found out anything else? Is there anyone from Konoha here...?

[cagebreak]

Yes, the minority. Aside from me, there is Shikamaru. Temari of the Sand is here as well, if you are looking for allies.

[groundsplitter]

...huh, great. I'm stuck with the smartest, quietest guys in Konoha. *files that info away for later* ...where are we supposed to live again?

[cagebreak]

...Dorm sharing.

[groundsplitter]

...with who? Because I'm sure as hell not staying in with the enemies!