i'm happy shit couldn't be better than if jesus touched you down there (which i know you'd really love, more than anything - even this feeling you're having difficulty describing) for... but I was thinking, cuz you said shit will suck again as it always does, but you want to remember this...
FUCKING READ THIS POST WHEN IT HAPPENS.
true story. maybe it'll be good.
you know, i never mentioned it in our sort-of-email-convo today, but ganesh, durga and saraswati own my soul.
i read somewhere that the way ganesh removes obstacles from your life is like this (and it's so sly, it's like who you hindu devils! you got us! you win!): ganesh was a normal guy, son of shiva (you know, that mean fucker who destroys shit with the third eye in his forehead and the snakes and skull necklace?) and whomever his consort is (i forgot, though it might be durga, since she's a mean fucker herself and was also given the duty of destroying and rebuilding the world). he was sent to do something and he wanted to get by shiva, who for some fucked up reason, didn't recognize him (can't be any other reason for what he did next) and chopped his head off. so i guess he got shit from his consort or realized the error of his way, and found an elephants head and brought ganesh back to life, with the elephants head.
so the if you believe this story, and in ganesh, then... what the fuck is stopping you? if there can be a man with an elephants head (as in an actual elephants head - not this john merrick elephant man bullshit)... then isn't anything possible?
ahh, sly, those hindus. gotta love 'em for that.
another cool ganesh story: he was going to have a race with his brother (whose name slips my mind for now) around the world. so off his bro went to travel the world. ganesh, tho, walks around his parents and says that they are nothing more and nothing less than the universe. so all the other deities give him props and he was given the honor of temporarily replacing shiva or some shit like this.
yeah, i love this stuff. jesus is probably sad, though. )=
i'm happy shit couldn't be better than if jesus touched you down there (which i know you'd really love, more than anything - even this feeling you're having difficulty describing) for... but I was thinking, cuz you said shit will suck again as it always does, but you want to remember this...
FUCKING READ THIS POST WHEN IT HAPPENS.
true story. maybe it'll be good.
you know, i never mentioned it in our sort-of-email-convo today, but ganesh, durga and saraswati own my soul.
i read somewhere that the way ganesh removes obstacles from your life is like this (and it's so sly, it's like who you hindu devils! you got us! you win!): ganesh was a normal guy, son of shiva (you know, that mean fucker who destroys shit with the third eye in his forehead and the snakes and skull necklace?) and whomever his consort is (i forgot, though it might be durga, since she's a mean fucker herself and was also given the duty of destroying and rebuilding the world). he was sent to do something and he wanted to get by shiva, who for some fucked up reason, didn't recognize him (can't be any other reason for what he did next) and chopped his head off. so i guess he got shit from his consort or realized the error of his way, and found an elephants head and brought ganesh back to life, with the elephants head.
so the if you believe this story, and in ganesh, then... what the fuck is stopping you? if there can be a man with an elephants head (as in an actual elephants head - not this john merrick elephant man bullshit)... then isn't anything possible?
ahh, sly, those hindus. gotta love 'em for that.
another cool ganesh story: he was going to have a race with his brother (whose name slips my mind for now) around the world. so off his bro went to travel the world. ganesh, tho, walks around his parents and says that they are nothing more and nothing less than the universe. so all the other deities give him props and he was given the honor of temporarily replacing shiva or some shit like this.
yeah, i love this stuff. jesus is probably sad, though. )=
anyway, be well madamoiselle!
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