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[lastrhapsodos]

Avari, I have come to the conclusion that you like making me go every which way just to see if I'll do it. I find it impossible to believe that you need something that's down low and then up high, especially close to the hot fire that often. If I see you start selling tickets, I am taking the next day off

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[asouroldelf]

Damn. Figured out. Guess I'll have to cancel on the girls, eh?

And I don't steal from Nabs. She steals from me. What's this bag of metal you're talking about. Bring it in!

[lastrhapsodos]

Give me a ten percent cut, and I'll work in my red skivvies.

I'm bringing it in. It looks as if someone robbed a gem store for you. Maybe you have an admirer.

[asouroldelf]

Rhapsodos, you've got a deal.

Sure, sure I do. All the men in the whole blasted city, I'm sure.

[lastrhapsodos]

I have to keep my employeer happy.

Probably. I didn't get it for you. I don't know where they got it all. Must be that charm of yours.

[asouroldelf]

That you do, eh?

Must be. You're just jealous I got a fanclub, and you don't.

[lastrhapsodos]

Some has to.

Of course I am. I had two back home. Maybe I should be the president of yours then. Doesn't faithful service get me anything?

[asouroldelf]

Guess I could do worse than you.

And sure it does. I'll give you my autograph.

[lastrhapsodos]

Summer will be here soon enough, and you'll be able to have a forge full of shirtless men running around for you. You'll be able to sit around with a cold drink and supervise. Fair doing any better with working?

I give you a bag of gold and other metal bars with shining gems, and I get your signature. What should I do?

[asouroldelf]

Not with the way you lot are getting on. Not a one of you could swing a hammer straight. And Fair ain't any exception, that's sure.

You found it in the snow with my name on it! That ain't giving that's taking all the credit. Tch. Opportunist, that's what you are.

[lastrhapsodos]

I wasn't made to swing a hammer, Avari. I was one of the lord of the manor types before joining SOLDIER. Never needed to swing a hammer straight, only a sword. I'm sure you can train Fair though. Dogs are good like that.

I learned from the best, my dear.

[asouroldelf]

You're better for talking and looking at than working. I hear you, I hear you. We'll see about putting Fair to work. Then you and I can sit with our feet up this summer, eh?

Hopeless charmer, too, I see.

[lastrhapsodos]

Someone has to be. Fair is much better at manual labour. You know, they do say that redheads will someday rule the world. This could be just the first sign of it.

If not me then who?

[asouroldelf]

Think maybe we should get on that ruling the world business, the two of us. Maybe cut Nabsy in on the deal. Her beak may be sharper than a cold wind, but no doubt she's got her uses.

Don't know. Why do you think I keep you around, eh?