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You know the last time I had luck that shitty, besides the day some faggot with a Nazi superiority complex threw me out of my fucking apartment was in '71. Any of you assholes ever been in Vietnam? It's a shithole on the ass end of nowhere. Hell couldn't have spit that crap out, and the center of it was Hanoi, which is like the pit that the devil shat in.
Anyway.
So I'm in Hanoi getting toasted because shit, I'm about to get out and go home when this bitch I'd been fucking walks into the bar with her fucking gook face and her fucking gook attitude about how I'm not going anywhere because I fucking knocked her up. And shit if I give a crap about her, I told her to fall down the damn stairs when she told me she was pregnant. I would have done it myself only I had to babysit the fucking Doctor.
The cunt got in my way, and then she cut my fucking face. Scar right down the side of my mouth.
That was a bad day.
Worse for her.
But fucking bad for me.
Fuck.
I need a beer.
[ooc; he just found out Laurie was ported out. He has coping issues]
Anyway.
So I'm in Hanoi getting toasted because shit, I'm about to get out and go home when this bitch I'd been fucking walks into the bar with her fucking gook face and her fucking gook attitude about how I'm not going anywhere because I fucking knocked her up. And shit if I give a crap about her, I told her to fall down the damn stairs when she told me she was pregnant. I would have done it myself only I had to babysit the fucking Doctor.
The cunt got in my way, and then she cut my fucking face. Scar right down the side of my mouth.
That was a bad day.
Worse for her.
But fucking bad for me.
Fuck.
I need a beer.
[ooc; he just found out Laurie was ported out. He has coping issues]