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Jun 04, 2010 23:10

So, City.

Trot out the golden tanks, next?

I've still got a rocket launcher with a full load that needs firing.

Goddamn, where's Sally when I need her?This is the part where most people say something like 'back in my day we made our tanks in camo' but fuck, maybe back in someone's day in this shithole, tanks came in fucking obvious as shit gold ( Read more... )

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neverplays June 4 2010, 23:01:58 UTC
Sweet! An actual rocket launcher?

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lastpunchline June 4 2010, 23:03:54 UTC
As opposed to what? A fake one?

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neverplays June 4 2010, 23:08:19 UTC
Oh, come on. You know what I mean. It's not something everyone has in their closet.

private;;

What model?

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lastpunchline June 4 2010, 23:10:19 UTC
I'm not just everyone.

Private;;

RPG-26. Soviet model, but what the hell, the commies had a lot of good toys.

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private neverplays June 4 2010, 23:41:24 UTC
Never fired one of those before. Could I play with it?

We had a SMAW MK153 Mod 0. It shot this cunt out of a window once. You should have seen the force of that thing-- we had it loaded with a HEAA rocket and it was fucking awesome.

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private lastpunchline June 4 2010, 23:46:43 UTC
Sure, why not. I've got enough shells, you can fuck around as much as you like.

How far did he fly?

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private neverplays June 4 2010, 23:56:50 UTC
Better than a barbie any day.

Nearly shot the fucker into the next high rise over. Too bad he exploded before he could crash. But dude, he flew.

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private lastpunchline June 4 2010, 23:58:38 UTC
Good because there's no fucking way I'm ever getting you a barbie.

You wanna fly?

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private neverplays June 5 2010, 00:15:22 UTC
Oh, I've flown.

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private lastpunchline June 5 2010, 00:16:29 UTC
Good because I wasn't planning on asking Dreiberg to take you up. Laurie might, if you ask her cute enough.

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private neverplays June 5 2010, 00:21:13 UTC
I think Laurie thinks I'm weird.

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private lastpunchline June 5 2010, 00:23:31 UTC
She'd be one to talk.

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private neverplays June 5 2010, 00:26:31 UTC
Well, I mean-

She was surprised?

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private lastpunchline June 5 2010, 00:28:53 UTC
You want her to like you?

Can't say I'm the best at getting Laurie to do anything.

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private neverplays June 5 2010, 00:30:49 UTC
No, I don't care! I am pretty different, if you think about it.

Why does she matter to you?

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private lastpunchline June 5 2010, 00:31:37 UTC
She's the only person from my world I can tolerate.

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