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[lastpunchline]

Clearly most of you idiots can't protect yourselves against butter knives

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[gouge_em_out]

Well actually I've been needing some-

Wait, you're...

I've suddenly realized I'm quite busy b-but good luck in your endeavor!

[lastpunchline]

Aren't you that blind coward that keeps getting the shit kicked out of him?

[gouge_em_out]

I have a reputation now?

...I can see.

[lastpunchline]

Do you still get the shit kicked out of you?

[gouge_em_out]

Well...

...Okay, yes, I'm that (usually) blind guy.

[lastpunchline]

I'll fix you up.

[gouge_em_out]

I, um, I trust that you could 'kick the shit' out of me, as you say, so you don't have to prove it.

[lastpunchline]

Yeah, I don't doubt I could.

I mean I'll teach you.

[gouge_em_out]

I think that'd be a rather difficult task.

[lastpunchline]

...yeah, I'm getting that impression.

[gouge_em_out]

People have tried. I mean, I have a sword. A training sword. I can't lift it yet but I think I'm getting there.

[lastpunchline]

I don't really give a shit about your sword crap.

It's pretty useless if you don't have one with you, isn't it?

[gouge_em_out]

Lots of people I know fight with swords. Are they not as useful here?

[lastpunchline]

I wouldn't say that. I just wouldn't start you off with a weapon, either.

[gouge_em_out]

That seems like a good idea.