Party on, Garth!
I once read a reader-submitted one-liner in Reader's Digest that went something like this:
Three girls were discussing the elation they felt after finally completing their college degrees. One girl sighed--
"I'm graduating... Magna Cum Laude!"
Another girl gasped, "I'm graduating Summa Cum Laude!!"
The last girl looked at her final grades, clutched at her heart in the throes of ecstasy, and sobbed, "I'm Graduating! ... THANK THE GOOD LAWD!!!"
My last exam will be held tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. The graduation ceremony will begin on Saturday, May the 12th at 6:45 p.m. After that, I just don't know...
The toast I have composed for myself to be used on momentus occasions such as this is as follows:
In Latin: Vivax Exsto Incognitus sero Fessa Aetas
In French: "Désirent ardemment l'anonymat et le fossilization!"
And in English: "Long live anonymity and fossilization."
Let me know if you have a job for me now.
Three girls were discussing the elation they felt after finally completing their college degrees. One girl sighed--
"I'm graduating... Magna Cum Laude!"
Another girl gasped, "I'm graduating Summa Cum Laude!!"
The last girl looked at her final grades, clutched at her heart in the throes of ecstasy, and sobbed, "I'm Graduating! ... THANK THE GOOD LAWD!!!"
My last exam will be held tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. The graduation ceremony will begin on Saturday, May the 12th at 6:45 p.m. After that, I just don't know...
The toast I have composed for myself to be used on momentus occasions such as this is as follows:
In Latin: Vivax Exsto Incognitus sero Fessa Aetas
In French: "Désirent ardemment l'anonymat et le fossilization!"
And in English: "Long live anonymity and fossilization."
Let me know if you have a job for me now.