Answer: YOGURT!!!
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haha!
"yogurt eaters come from every race, but only one socioeconomic class. the class that wears grey hoodies. it's the 'i have a master's degree, then i got married' look"
i'm not gonna lie, i'm eating a fancy yogurt right now. oops! perhaps to make up for how much my wmst education led me astray ;)