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[notahandbag]

I'd like to extend a very warm welcome to all of our new arrivals. Allow me to introduce myself finally; I've been a bit busy recently. Doctor William Birkin at your service. I'll admit the peculiar predicament we're currently in is in part my fault. Apologies

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[drcuddles]

How do I thank you for this. [She's not impressed nor is she happy]

[notahandbag]

I'll set up a tip jar outside my lab. I take cash and checks.

[drcuddles]

You can also give me running statuses on the vaccine's progression. Sadly for you, William, I'm your new boss.

[notahandbag]

Oh god are you fucking kidding?

[drcuddles]

I'm the head of the medical and science facilities. You want access, you have to learn how to keep it.

[notahandbag]

...Fine then. Let's make nice.

[drcuddles]

You make nice and I might give you what you want.

[notahandbag]

You might be my boss, but that doesn't mean you're more influential than me. And you had best make nice unless you want to be at the wrong end of a syringe.

[drcuddles]

Let me ask you this? Who are people going to listen to? The idiot that spread the virus or the woman that's working to make sure that no one gets hurt?

Keep your syringes for the vaccine.

[notahandbag]

It doesn't really matter who listens to you when I practically run this damn facility. I'm making this vaccine out of the goodness of my heart; I hardly enjoy such easy work.

[drcuddles]

You don't run anything. I'm the one between Wesker's fist and other people's faces. Better start sucking up and make the damn vaccine.

[notahandbag]

I'm not sucking up to you. I don't have to. Wesker's fist and my face usually don't end up meeting.

[drcuddles]

Do your job and I'll make sure that you don't end up dead. Wesker can't protect you forever.

[notahandbag]

He can damn well try. Wesker does a perfectly fine job keeping me safe. Much better than you ever could.

[drcuddles]

Just do your job.