Got sent these in an email the other dayhurricane_fanMay 5 2005, 11:59:38 UTC
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.
Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand.
Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds.
Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and video
Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom.
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies.
Re: Got sent these in an email the other daylastbetrayelMay 6 2005, 10:37:07 UTC
A tupee and 2 sets of jumper leads walk into a bar .. The tupee says i get the first round boys..
He aproachs the bar and asks for a scotch and coke and 4 pots for his mates. the bar tender replies "i cant serve you fellas" the tupee arks up and asks why not. to which he gets the reply "well for 1, your off your head and your 2 mates over there look like they wannna start something....
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.
Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small
children. The other is used to hold groceries.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.
Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video
Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in
his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom.
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new
baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies.
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He aproachs the bar and asks for a scotch and coke and 4 pots for his mates. the bar tender replies "i cant serve you fellas" the tupee arks up and asks why not. to which he gets the reply "well for 1, your off your head and your 2 mates over there look like they wannna start something....
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