Avenger FIC: Teen Stuff to Do (1/?)
Title: Teen Stuff to Do
Author: Last Winter Rose
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Mainly Phil/Clint but guest starring the other Avengers and Fury.
Word Count: 4,891 and growing
Warnings: Right now only explicit sexual content but with later chapter, there be more.
Spoilers: Not really, take place in an AU MCU, where they all move into the Tower after New York.
Author's Notes: This was written in reply to a prompt at the avegnerkink community. Thank you to the person who posted it, whoever you are. :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Avengers or any of the characters in any way and am not getting paid for this.
Summary: After a movie night gone wrong, Phil decides to help Clint experience something from a normal childhood that the archer never not to have.
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It had started off as a simple movie with the team. They all sat in the common room; Tony, Bruce, and Natasha took up one couch, Steve and Thor had the two lazy-boys chairs and Clint and Phil took the other sofa, with Clint laying against Phil with his head on the agent's shoulder. They were watching some teenage high school drama that believe it or not Natasha had picked and since it was her night to pick the movie, they had to put up with it. They all seemed to be enjoying it, although Thor seemed a little confused ever now and again and they had to explains things to him but then, came the scene where the two main characters went to the famous Make-Out Point.
“I don't get it.”
Natasha sighed as she pursed the movie once again, “What don't you get this time Thor?”
The thunder god shook his head, “Nay Lady Natasha, that was not I that time.”
“It was me.” Clint shifted on the couch and sat up.
“What don't you get?” Phil asked.
“I don't get why every teen drama movie or TV show has to have a make-out point?”
“Well, because every high school out there has a make-out point that all of the cool kids know about. It's where most kids lose their virginity.” Tony said, “Even the private schools that I went to had one.” He closed his eyes and sighed, “Oh, the memories.”
Clint looked around the room at his team mates, “All of your guys' schools?”
“Well, I didn't really go to high school but the one time I had a mission at one, the kids did have a cliff that over looked the town that they went to.” Natasha answered.
Bruce and Steve only answered with nods of their heads. Clint was shock that Steve nodded, considering Steve came from a time when the kids wouldn't quite as wild as they were now a days.
“We do not have this high school in Asgard but we do have a place in the forest near the training grounds that many young warriors would run off to to be with their maidens. Though as a prince, I myself never went there.”
They all gave a chuckle at that as Thor's face went a shade of light pink.
“Okay, so what's with the van?”
“The van?” Phil asked.
“Yeah, most of these scenes have them in the back of a old van.”
“Oh come on Clint!” Tony waved his hand, “Don't tell me you didn't have a van when you would young. Every boy has at least one van as a kid.”
“Oh and you did?” Clint asked.
Tony nodded his head, “My first car actually. She was a VW Wagon and I fell in love at first sight. Everyone thought I was crazy though, I could have had any car that I wanted and I wanted a bus from a uses car lot. I had some good times with her and everyone that I got into her back.” Tony flashed Bruce a grin that made the scientist quickly look away, his face becoming as red as Thor's cape.
“Well, we didn't all have a normal childhood Stark.” Clint stood from the sofa and headed for the elevator.
“Clint, wait- “ Phil yelled but Clint was already gone. He glared at Tony before shaking his head and left to go after Clint.
“I think we should call it a night,” Steve said as he stood from the chair.
“Was it something I said?” Tony watched as the others left.
To Part Two