Go Ask Lacey

[last_to_believe]

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[wage_this_rage]

Any hope for a get out of jail free card soon?

[last_to_believe]

Unless you use your magic bubbles WHICH YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE ANYWAY and kill all the people who are trying to kill us, no. :(

Cheatin' on me yet? :P

[wage_this_rage]

I'm not using them! I promise!

Are you serious? Why would I do that?

So, I'm taking it that means no getting out jail. How about a conjugal visit? ;)

[last_to_believe]

Good! You better not be. 'Cause doing so earns you a Get Out Of Relationship Free card.

I don't know. Because I'm not around. And there are tons and tons of pretty girls in L.A. who'd want a good boyfriend like you.

Hmmm... yes to that last part. ;)

[wage_this_rage]

Even though it doesn't even count until I'm 18, I made you a promise. I always keep my word.

Yeah, but this boyfriend doesn't want tons and tons of pretty girls. He's very happy with the hot, sexy girlfriend he has.

Seriously? I thought it was all no one enters, no one leaves doom and gloom?

[last_to_believe]

It counts to me, Nathaniel Jude. Doesn't matter how old you are or when it kicks in. It matters so much to me.

Ugh, you know it's not fair to say things like that to me over the computer when I'm all Rapunzel in her tower. This really sucks!

Yeah, yeah. Those are the rules. But as it turns out, Kennedy is totally sleeping with like every girl in a ten mile radius. At some point she'll probably be too busy getting busy to notice if you sneak in so we can get a little busy ourselves. ;)

[wage_this_rage]

I know it matters! There was NO reason to bust out the whole name. No reason at all.

Kennedy's sleeping with girls? Every girl? Even ones in that building? Even you???

[last_to_believe]

Aww, but I love your whole name. It's so cute and pretentious and totally old New England money. Not to be a total freak out girlfriend, but just saying, if we ever get married and have kids, and we have a boy, wouldn't it be totally cute to have a little Nathaniel Jude Jr.?

I don't know, I mean, pretty much. Like especially ones in this building. And like especially if they're somehow related to LEXI. But, ewww! NO NOT ME! Just because I've been away for like a week or two doesn't mean I've gone all lesbo on you. It'll be AT LEAST another...three weeks before that happens.

[wage_this_rage]

Cute and pretentious?! And you wanna name our kid that? Wait, we're having kids? Is there something I should know?

She's sleeping with all Lexi's relatives? Why? That seems kinda weird...

Three weeks....

That gives me time to sneak in a video camera. Think you could get someone to film that for me? ;)

[last_to_believe]

I didn't mean cute and pretentious in a bad way. I mean it in a...cute and pretentious way! And no, we're not having kids! I mean, not yet. Maybe in like 12 years when we're all old and 30 or whatever. I just, I don't know. It was hypothetical.

Like the sex with me you'll be having in your dreams tonight. ;)

Who knows with her. She's totally weird, and she wanted me to sign up on this list she has in her office of girls she sleeps with here at the school or something. I mean, someone call that To Catch A Predator Guy already.

No, and...no. :P

[wage_this_rage]

Whew. Okay. I was just making sure. I had to ask! You freaked me out for a minute.

Taunting me with hypothetical dream sex is just mean.

There's a list?! And she wanted you to sign up? I think I need to be on lockdown too. I'm not safe out here either. I need to be there. With lists and....other stuff.

Damn. You take all my fun away.

[last_to_believe]

Oh, whatever. I'm not that stupid and irresponsible. Besides, I mean, I don't even know if I want magic bubbles floating around my uterus anytime soon.

Unfortunately, it's the only you'll be getting until Kennedy, ruler of the universe, decides the playground is safe again.

OMG, you want to be on Kennedy's list?!?! Jude, I don't know how to tell you this, but she is a LESBIAN. You can't be on her stupid list anyway. You're not allowed!

What's the big deal? I kissed Lexi before. You didn't need that on film, perv.

[wage_this_rage]

That was not a visual I wanted to have. Magic bubbles floating around. That was just about as needed as you using my middle name.

I don't want to be on her list! I kinda got that she was a lesbian, Lacey. I'm not stupid you know. I just wanted to....yeah, never mind. I'm shutting up now.

You kissed Lexi? Why didn't I ever get to watch know about that?

[last_to_believe]

Hey, it's my uterus we're talking about. You think you didn't want the visual? And anyway, Jude is your middle name so I use it all the time. Duh, silly.

You just wanted to what, exactly? Watch a bunch of girls take how to be a lesbian from the queen of lesbians with her little harem at the Slayer school and her stupid list? That's super. What is it with guys and the girl-on-girl thing? You do realize it's a big slap in the face to all of mankind. It pretty much screams NO PENIS NECESSARY.

Um, she kissed me. It was at the big party on the beach the night you and Caleb had your little electrical storm. I mean, whatever. She's Lexi. It was different.

[wage_this_rage]

My first name. Whatever. You know what I meant.

I don't know? I'm seventeen. It's hot.

Oh, yeah. I remember that night. We pretty much started dating that night. Unofficially. :)