[POOL PARTY LOG]

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Who: Everyone!!
What: Its the middle of the afternoon, hot weather, ITS POOL PARTY TIEM!
Where: The Sabakus summer villa
When: fuck if I know lol
'K I'm back from work, and put the intro in para form, lets go people! Villa photos for reference are here. Click the link on the page that says photo gallery.

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[30mph]

Tobi had managed to make it inside and around the villa without bumping into his horribly disgruntled 'baby cousin.' He really didn't know most of the people here, but when he received a random text invite from his newfound buddy Gaara, he couldn't turn it down. It was a chance to get to know all of the students he would be going to school with, and a chance to pick out which ones would be easy to target. So really... it was a chance he couldn't miss out on

[paints_it_black]

The while they'd been at the villa so far was doing wonders for Sasuke's frayed nerves. Between the rather humiliating defeat Tenten brought him during their spar on saturday and his trashed room when he got back, he'd really needed just a few days away from everything. He hadn't run into the bastard who trashed said room, but if he had, his week would have been ruined already.

Of course, he'd had a bad feeling about this pool party that someone - he couldn't even remember her face, much less her name; he hadn't expected this many people - had told him he just had to come to before he even stepped a foot into his lengthy simple black surfer shorts. But it was a nice day out and he hadn't been swimming in a long while, and with this being a hosted retreat, he'd feel a little too ungrateful to just ignore the fact that he'd been invited to an event

[30mph]

It was about the time that those birds finally stopped dueling for the glory of the cheeto that Tobi noticed Sasuke had made himself known. Out in the open, totally unaware that he was being watched as he grabbed a can of soda off the table. It was almost too easy

[paints_it_black]

And Sasuke had been so content with trying to find the shadiest corner off the villa's yard to hide in before anyone tried to strike up conversation. That voice, that aggravating voice, though, ruined everything. Sasuke's shoulder twitched almost visibly, and he choked on his mouthful of coke, the liquid burning too fast down his throat and back up his nasal passage, forcing a cough out of him before the soda tried to escape from his nose. "Motherf-His eyes watered and his throat felt raw, but Sasuke pivoted on his foot with a glare to send anyone withering off into a corner, directing it across the pool and directly at his older cousin. His fingers tightened around the flimsy aluminum can in his hand, and he fought the urge to just throw the still almost full can right at Tobi from where he was standing. But throwing anything full of liquid was unpredictable at best, and he was pretty sure Gaara wouldn't take very kindly to him making a mess of the rented villa; but then Gaara was the one who'd gone and invited the bastard. Dark eyes

[30mph]

Tobi had to fight back the urge to laugh when Sasuke stalked over to him, visibly tense and looking so ridiculously serious. And when Sasuke was right there in front of him, the awkward silence that only lasted a few seconds in real time felt like forever, just the two of them glaring at each other. Tobi wanted Sasuke to make the first move. He wanted to piss his cousin off so badly that he lost all control over his rage and landed the first punch

[paints_it_black]

Of course Sasuke was serious. His things had been messed with; he hadn't let anyone touch anything of his since he was a child. Of course, he was appreciative that Tobi hadn't moved or taken any of the pictures of his family, but there was still the matter of the repair costs of both his ceiling and his walls that he had to pay for, and he definitely wasn't happy about it

[30mph]

Tobi felt wonderfully smug at the way his younger cousin stumbled back, holding a hand to his mouth. He couldn't help the grin that slipped onto his face either. And was that blood? His nose caught the faint smell of it, though it could very well be the blood from his very own mouth so it was hard to tell

[paints_it_black]

He couldn't breathe - he really couldn't, and he probably should have thought of Tobi maybe possibly being stronger than he was before he went and bodychecked him into a body of water. Shit. The grip on his hair wasn't forgiving, and Sasuke blew out a stream of bubbles as he gave a hiss under the water's surface. He had to get up.

Squinting his eyes through the chlorine, the teen struggled, trying to find a foothold of his own. Luckily, with him being shoved under, his feet found the floor of the pool before Tobi's could. Pushing his body past his cousin's, he squinted his eyes shut as the man's fingers yanked at his scalp and forced his arm around, aiming an elbow sharply in the direction of Tobi's spine, feeling the joint connect with at least the compact flesh of the ack of his ribcage before kicking away and up for air.

[30mph]

Tobi released Sasuke entirely and shoved him back when he felt a sharp jab to the ribs. Well, that was unexpected. So the younger Uchiha had more fight in him than Tobi predicted, but he wouldn't be underestimated again. Now that he knew that Sasuke was capable of hurting him, even underwater, he would be far more cautious in the way he positioned himself.

Which meant this would be the point in the grand battle where weapons were drawn. Or a glass bottle was broken over the curb. Unfortunately, nothing sharp was at Tobi's direct disposal. Just... pool toys. An unnatural amount of floating things sitting along one side of the pool. So being the opportunist he was, he grabbed one of the pool noodles from the side, and before Sasuke had a chance to land another blow, he slapped the foam toy down smack on his younger cousin's head.

[paints_it_black]

Sputtering for air, Sasuke kicked his way away from his cousin, brushing his hair from his eyes. Was Tobi seriously trying to drown him? Not surprising, the guy seemed to get more insane every year, but seriously-

THWACK.

"......." Dark eyes stared the short distance he'd gotten away from the elder man to eye Tobi, one dark brow lifting very slowly. Did... He just hit him with a pool noodle? He stared at the bright pink... Thing for nearly a minute before glowering at his cousin and grabbing the nearest floating object - a beach ball, harmless but he hardly cared at this point - and flung it in the other's direction.

[30mph]

The cocky little laugh he was about to unleash was cut short when there was suddenly an object heading towards him. He had little time to react and ended up with a beach ball straight to the face. After the initial smack passed and the ball bobbed on the surface of the water did Tobi react, jaw dropped at staring at Sasuke incredulously.

"What the Hell was that?" He asked defensively, acting as if his weapon of choice had been much better. Phallic objects and balls. Leave it to the Uchihas to make people constantly wonder.

And then he whacked the pool noodle down again, not caring that they probably just looked like two bickering kids at this point. But for all the noise the damn thing made, it's not like it did any real damage. "Get over here so I can strangle you."

[paints_it_black]

And only after the ball had let out a hollow 'plonk' as it connected with Tobi's face did Sasuke's furrowed brow relax the tiniest bit, and he just followed the beachball floating harmlessly in the water for a few feet before almost hesitantly locking his gaze back on his cousin. He did raise his brow at the incredulous look and insult thrown at him, though, and as Tobi let the pool noodle fall again, Sasuke grabbed it after dodging his head out of the way, casting the older Uchiha a glare and yanking on the foamy thing.

"Give me that, you overgrown child-" Again, pot calling kettle black at this point, but Sasuke apparently either didn't notice or care, pulling harder at the pool noodle.

[30mph]

Tobi didn't expect Sasuke to grab hold of the pool toy, but as soon as the younger Uchiha's hands were occupied, he saw his chance. Pulling Sasuke towards him with one hard tug, his free hand darted up to grab a handful of that pretty hair, only to slam his forehead down against Sasuke's in one of the hardest headbutts he'd ever given someone.

And he was dazed for a moment after it happened, his vision needing a moment to recollect itself. If he was such an overgrown child, he'd fight like one. And nothing screamed juvenile like a headbutt. And if that didn't prove he was a kid, the way he pulled the pool noodle back possessively as if it were his favorite toy and he was unwilling to share definitely did it.

[paints_it_black]

And maybe Sasuke had been just a little spoiled as a child, because when he pulled and told Tobi to give him the stupid pool noodle, he'd actually expected him to. Or at least he certainly wasn't expecting to be dragged through the water and back towards his cousin. Grunting when he realized what was happening, the younger Uchiha tried to kick back away, but that hand still tangled itself into his hair, and before he could take a breath, a hard skull bashed into his forehead, and Sasuke was left seeing stars.

It lasted about a minute with Sasuke holding his quickly bruising forehead, slipping constantly under the water from it's depth, before he gained enough of himself to grab hold of the side of the pool to steady himself. That jolt to the skull had him reeling, and it took another second to remember why he'd even started a fight with this psycho. ...Oh yeah. That pastel, paint, and crayon mess he'd left back at the dorms. Swearing under his breath, he shook his head and glared at Tobi, near snarling before grabbing another pool

[30mph]

"Ooh!" Tobi practically, squealed, making an attempt to dodge the pool noodle but looking more like a failed attempt at synchronized swimming. "Did I make Sasuke-chan mad~?" He grabbed at his original pool noodle and lifted it high above his head, a growl leaving his throat as he threw it across the pool.

Oh of course it wouldn't do any damage. It was a flying piece of foam for Christ's sake. But it felt more satisfying just to throw something at the other Uchiha. Regardless of what it happened to be.