Friday kinda sucks.
The first addition of PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES AND CUNTS:
It's test time and we are all getting ready for the big F... finals! Yup. Getting blue books, scantrons and #2 pencils. I always have double of everything... not to give my spares away, but because I'm notorious for writing too much, breaking pencils, and erasing through scantrons. I guess I'm a bit of a mess. However, since I always have extras, I always have that slacking looser ASSHOLE in the class ask me for one of the above mentioned supplies. You would think, after paying over $300.00 for a class, not including books, you would be able to shell out a buck fifty for a pencil and a blue book. But no. These motherfucking CUNTS are spending their parents time and money fucking other dumb Greeks (not the ethnic Greeks) and getting wasted before class. They ask stupid CUNT questions in class and always ask the people with glasses if they can look over their notes before class. What the fuck. I tell them to go fuck off, unless they have spoken to me before the day of the test or the offer me a quarter or a smoke for trade. What the fuck. So, just to remind everyone:
FUCKING FINALS START IN A WEEK, SO GO GET YOUR FUCKING BLUE BOOKS, SCANTRONS AND #2 PENCILS NOW SO YOU DON'T END UP ACTING LIKE A CUNT OR ASSHOLE AND HAVE TO TRADE FOR ONE IN CLASS.
In further Brandango news:
SOMETHING BORING:
I am still working on my fucking papers. Blah.
SOMETHING PAINFUL (T.M.I.):
I have started my period and my stomache hurts like Tyra Banks kicked me with 8 inch platform stripper shoes on.
SOMETHING SAD:
I have finally stopped playing Zelda on my gameboy advance. Blah. Those bastard snakes!
SOMETHING FUNNY:
The sister of the guy in The Family Stone was Regina in Mean Girls. If you don't have to google any of that to understand the former statement, you are just as big of a nerd as I am. And I'm a pretty big nerd.
SOMETHING KIND SUCKY:
The x boyfriend will be intown this weekend and he wants to see me. Blah. I'm so taking Eric.
SOMETHING I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT:
My dad's mom has moved to Fayetteville (last Tuesday) and I have only seen her once since she got here. Also, I keep making plans with my folks to come by and then I cancel to attempt to write these papers... and then I end up playing video games and staring at the PC screen.
SOMETHING SCARY:
Finals and spiders... especially the ones that jump... the last lil' statement was about the spiders, because finals don't jump.
SOMETHING ELSE SAD:
I'm still procrastinating.
Something Funny
ONE LAST THING: IF YOU ARE BORED TONIGHT, I WILL BE WORKING AT HASTINGS FROM 7PM-12AM IN THE CAFE. COME SEE ME. I MAKE PRETTY DAMN GOOD COFFEE.
Find your own pose!
That was so true! Me and Eric always fall asleep butt to butt and then he gets to wake up with me sleeping sprawled out across him. Life is good. ;)
It's test time and we are all getting ready for the big F... finals! Yup. Getting blue books, scantrons and #2 pencils. I always have double of everything... not to give my spares away, but because I'm notorious for writing too much, breaking pencils, and erasing through scantrons. I guess I'm a bit of a mess. However, since I always have extras, I always have that slacking looser ASSHOLE in the class ask me for one of the above mentioned supplies. You would think, after paying over $300.00 for a class, not including books, you would be able to shell out a buck fifty for a pencil and a blue book. But no. These motherfucking CUNTS are spending their parents time and money fucking other dumb Greeks (not the ethnic Greeks) and getting wasted before class. They ask stupid CUNT questions in class and always ask the people with glasses if they can look over their notes before class. What the fuck. I tell them to go fuck off, unless they have spoken to me before the day of the test or the offer me a quarter or a smoke for trade. What the fuck. So, just to remind everyone:
FUCKING FINALS START IN A WEEK, SO GO GET YOUR FUCKING BLUE BOOKS, SCANTRONS AND #2 PENCILS NOW SO YOU DON'T END UP ACTING LIKE A CUNT OR ASSHOLE AND HAVE TO TRADE FOR ONE IN CLASS.
In further Brandango news:
SOMETHING BORING:
I am still working on my fucking papers. Blah.
SOMETHING PAINFUL (T.M.I.):
I have started my period and my stomache hurts like Tyra Banks kicked me with 8 inch platform stripper shoes on.
SOMETHING SAD:
I have finally stopped playing Zelda on my gameboy advance. Blah. Those bastard snakes!
SOMETHING FUNNY:
The sister of the guy in The Family Stone was Regina in Mean Girls. If you don't have to google any of that to understand the former statement, you are just as big of a nerd as I am. And I'm a pretty big nerd.
SOMETHING KIND SUCKY:
The x boyfriend will be intown this weekend and he wants to see me. Blah. I'm so taking Eric.
SOMETHING I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT:
My dad's mom has moved to Fayetteville (last Tuesday) and I have only seen her once since she got here. Also, I keep making plans with my folks to come by and then I cancel to attempt to write these papers... and then I end up playing video games and staring at the PC screen.
SOMETHING SCARY:
Finals and spiders... especially the ones that jump... the last lil' statement was about the spiders, because finals don't jump.
SOMETHING ELSE SAD:
I'm still procrastinating.
Something Funny
ONE LAST THING: IF YOU ARE BORED TONIGHT, I WILL BE WORKING AT HASTINGS FROM 7PM-12AM IN THE CAFE. COME SEE ME. I MAKE PRETTY DAMN GOOD COFFEE.
Find your own pose!
That was so true! Me and Eric always fall asleep butt to butt and then he gets to wake up with me sleeping sprawled out across him. Life is good. ;)