Apparently Avoiding Death...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Allen
2. Ugly
3. Dewey
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. SDFugly
2. Evangln01
3. n/a
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My Emotional Intelligence
2. My Sense of Justice distrust of authority
3. My History skillz
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. ADHD
2. OCD
3. Lack of athleticism
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Cuba
2. Spain
3. Unown (adopted father)
THREE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR:
1. Death
2. Stagnant Lifestyle
3. Government
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food
2. My kitties
3. Coke
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Blue-jeans
2. Baghdad-Bob T-shirt
3. shoes
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR ARTISTS:
1. Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band
2. Billy Joel
3. Harry Chapin
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "Mr. Mistopholes" CATS soundtrack
2. "Johnny 99" Bruce
3. "Sniper" Harry Chapin
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Getting into Episode 3 on opening day
2. Eating a dozen Krispey Kremes in 3 minutes
3. Leave the Continent
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Logical Thought
2. Cooking Ability
3. Appreciation of all living things
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (not necessarily in that order):
1. Mittens is the most important thing in the world to me.
2. I believe that women are very intelligent beings and should not, in fact, be making my sandwich.
3. I may want to be like Gendo Ikari, but I'm closer to Sanosuke Sagara than any other fictional character in personality.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT EITHER SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Boobies
2. Sexy long legs
3. Height
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Be pretty
2. Type quickly
3. Swallow vegetables and keeping them down without regurgitating
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Watching Sports
2. Leaning History
3. Wandering Off
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Eat Krispey Kremes
2. Read Jose Conseco's new book
3. Travel
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Neurophysiology
2. Military History
3. Supreme Chancellor of Earth
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Middle East (Biblical Areas)
KIDS' NAMES:
1. Allen Dewey Wier V
2. Uriel
3. Maria
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Travel the world
2. Kick the shit out of Fidel Castro
3. Become Immortal and not die
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Michael Moore
2. The entire Georgia Tech football team
3. Ralph Nader and Devon (may they live together in harmony in hell)
1. Allen
2. Ugly
3. Dewey
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. SDFugly
2. Evangln01
3. n/a
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My Emotional Intelligence
2. My Sense of Justice distrust of authority
3. My History skillz
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. ADHD
2. OCD
3. Lack of athleticism
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Cuba
2. Spain
3. Unown (adopted father)
THREE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR:
1. Death
2. Stagnant Lifestyle
3. Government
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food
2. My kitties
3. Coke
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Blue-jeans
2. Baghdad-Bob T-shirt
3. shoes
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR ARTISTS:
1. Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band
2. Billy Joel
3. Harry Chapin
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "Mr. Mistopholes" CATS soundtrack
2. "Johnny 99" Bruce
3. "Sniper" Harry Chapin
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Getting into Episode 3 on opening day
2. Eating a dozen Krispey Kremes in 3 minutes
3. Leave the Continent
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Logical Thought
2. Cooking Ability
3. Appreciation of all living things
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (not necessarily in that order):
1. Mittens is the most important thing in the world to me.
2. I believe that women are very intelligent beings and should not, in fact, be making my sandwich.
3. I may want to be like Gendo Ikari, but I'm closer to Sanosuke Sagara than any other fictional character in personality.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT EITHER SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Boobies
2. Sexy long legs
3. Height
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Be pretty
2. Type quickly
3. Swallow vegetables and keeping them down without regurgitating
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Watching Sports
2. Leaning History
3. Wandering Off
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Eat Krispey Kremes
2. Read Jose Conseco's new book
3. Travel
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Neurophysiology
2. Military History
3. Supreme Chancellor of Earth
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Middle East (Biblical Areas)
KIDS' NAMES:
1. Allen Dewey Wier V
2. Uriel
3. Maria
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Travel the world
2. Kick the shit out of Fidel Castro
3. Become Immortal and not die
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Michael Moore
2. The entire Georgia Tech football team
3. Ralph Nader and Devon (may they live together in harmony in hell)