Feb 11, 2006 21:08
Remember if the monkey screams, it doesn't count.
Even if you masturbated in to the gene pool... That doesn't mean your God.
Life is a party. That means there is lots of people standing around you don't know, talking about things you don't want to know.
Always tip your Bartender and/or waitress... unless they are a bitch to you. Unless that gets you off, then go ahead.
Money isn't every thing. Evey thing revolves around it.