The Plot Bunny (PG-13)
Title: The Plot Bunny
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1300
Genre: Humour
Pairing(s): Severus/Regulus (if you squint), mentioned James/Lily and Remus/Sirius
Other Characters: Lockhart, Dumbledore, McGonagall, OFCs, Peter
Synopsis: In which I mock the fandom (again) and we learn why Snape decided to give the world of Animagi a miss.
Timeline: Spring 1976
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me and I won't 'Sue you.
Author's Note: I've had this idea floating around in my head for a long time, but it's spryjojo's fault that I finally wrote it tonight when I should have been sleeping.
Author: pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1300
Genre: Humour
Pairing(s): Severus/Regulus (if you squint), mentioned James/Lily and Remus/Sirius
Other Characters: Lockhart, Dumbledore, McGonagall, OFCs, Peter
Synopsis: In which I mock the fandom (again) and we learn why Snape decided to give the world of Animagi a miss.
Timeline: Spring 1976
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me and I won't 'Sue you.
Author's Note: I've had this idea floating around in my head for a long time, but it's spryjojo's fault that I finally wrote it tonight when I should have been sleeping.