Note to Self: Don't go to the Dunkin Donuts on 29 AGAIN
So this morning I woke up at an ungodly hour and finally got out of bed at like 8. I decided that since I was awake and had nothing to do, I would go run the errands that I had been meaning to do for about a week and pick up breakfast while I was at it. So off to the Post Office I go and on my way back I decide instead of getting greasy biscuits from McDonalds, I'd head down Lawrenceville Hwy to Dunkin Donuts and get bagels.. cause they have the best bagels.
So I go walking into the place, looking like shit, but not really caring because it was only like 9 in the am. I order my bagels and the guy rings me up. Well, because I never have cash, I pull out my credit card to charge my three bagels, and the guy goes "are you rich?" Now I was taken aback, it isn't everyday that I get asked if I am rich... actually, I don't know if I have ever been asked that... so I gave him a strange look and said "no". He then preceeds to ask if I was poor... so I go "well, no" and he goes "ah, well I'm looking for a rich girlfriend". Now at this point, I should have thought up some great line to avoid his ever wandering eyes, however because it was 9:00 in the morning and I am Marilee, nothing came to mind expect for "uh, ok". So then he asked if I was married.. does it look like I'm married? No ring... thanks. Then he asked if I went to school, so I said "yes, far away" and he goes "where?" What is this? 20 Questions? "Nashville" "What are you doing here?" "My parents live here" Did he want my whole family history??? I don't know... but when I tried walking away he goes "so are you going to give me your number?" Which at that point I, once again, should have thought of something clever to say, but at this point it was like 9:15 in the morning, and as I pointed out earlier, I am Marilee... not always the best fast thinker... so I just go "maybe, we'll have to see if I come back in" and I turned around and left...
Boy do I know how to pick winners....
By the way, Emile Hirsch and I are getting married. We shall hold the wedding in Venice, CA... or Dogtown, if you'd like to call it that. So everyone is invited, as long as they don't hit on him... cause he's mine. Thanks...
So I go walking into the place, looking like shit, but not really caring because it was only like 9 in the am. I order my bagels and the guy rings me up. Well, because I never have cash, I pull out my credit card to charge my three bagels, and the guy goes "are you rich?" Now I was taken aback, it isn't everyday that I get asked if I am rich... actually, I don't know if I have ever been asked that... so I gave him a strange look and said "no". He then preceeds to ask if I was poor... so I go "well, no" and he goes "ah, well I'm looking for a rich girlfriend". Now at this point, I should have thought up some great line to avoid his ever wandering eyes, however because it was 9:00 in the morning and I am Marilee, nothing came to mind expect for "uh, ok". So then he asked if I was married.. does it look like I'm married? No ring... thanks. Then he asked if I went to school, so I said "yes, far away" and he goes "where?" What is this? 20 Questions? "Nashville" "What are you doing here?" "My parents live here" Did he want my whole family history??? I don't know... but when I tried walking away he goes "so are you going to give me your number?" Which at that point I, once again, should have thought of something clever to say, but at this point it was like 9:15 in the morning, and as I pointed out earlier, I am Marilee... not always the best fast thinker... so I just go "maybe, we'll have to see if I come back in" and I turned around and left...
Boy do I know how to pick winners....
By the way, Emile Hirsch and I are getting married. We shall hold the wedding in Venice, CA... or Dogtown, if you'd like to call it that. So everyone is invited, as long as they don't hit on him... cause he's mine. Thanks...