So hard to stay. Too hard to leave it.
Once upon a time
Krista Grace and Elizabeth Marie Anne tried to save a black kitten that was practically dead on Friday the 13th.
"Oh my God I think I just an orgasm in my mouth"
I WANT SOME CHICKEN! I NEED A MCCHICKEN!
You're so beautiful. Why don't you like me?
"Liz I'm stoned as shit."
We don't want no drama. No no no no drama.
Let's hear it for the GRANNY ROLL!
"Hey Fil, you should introduce me to your friend."
I'm going to give my number to the cute boy on the other side of the bowling alley. (And I did too!)
Law is justice. Justice is law.
I will not read any sentences with three k's in them because I feel that is racial discrimination.
His picture of a bunny clearly indicates another terrorist attack about to happen.
"He fell out of a 12 story building and landed on a Corvette. He died, and the car did too."
You don't get much better than badasses.
"OW! I think I just had an orgasm in my pants! FUCK MY KNEE!"
"I will kill you with my 14 Caliber PEAR!"
It's 2:00AM. I'm bored. Walk over to my house.
There's nothing like getting every type of taco sauce packets stuff in your purse, hoodie pouch, and your hood.
"I can't believe I can't buy Tylenol Flu at Wal Mart because I'm not 18. Fuck it, we'll just go to Weis."
"Can I kiss you so I can say I kissed a gay man?"
I'll help you carry your shopping bags so I can feel cool and like I'm spending money too.
"What the HELL are you doing hunny? I was going to goooo!"
Baaaaaahhh!
Go into Trig with a lot of energy. Come back out half asleep.
No one saw it coming...PENCIL PARTY!
That's FABULOUS!
A left handed serve is the key to successful volleyball.
Make it your own. Don't be afraid to touch yourself. Remember, the key to sexiness is YOU.