Jan 10, 2011 12:15
Dear Son,
I love you so much, but you need to GO TO SLEEP! I can hear you in there playing with your plastic dinosaur and banging your brace on the crib. It's naptime and Mama really, really needs to take a shower and read two impossibly boring chapters on basic botany and horticulture. She also needs to deal with the leaking window and possible mildew situation. And maybe eat a cheese sandwich.