On a string, I was held.
I've had a ton of realizations recently. And none of them have been good. God bless America. I don't have anything important to write about.
Today I hung out with Christy and the gang. Will wants to fuck me, but who doesn't, right? And uh,... that's all.
I've been listening to Bright Eyes a lot lately. News to you, I bet. And uh, work has been tiring. Nothing new. That's it, really.
Liz's birthday is coming up. I need to get her something. I'm thinking about either a Buffy book or a strap-on. She's planning on taking Will's butt virginity. But Will stopped being interested in losing his butt virginity for some reason. Who wouldn't want to lose their butt virginity? I know, a question that has left us all baffled indeed. Anyway, that's about all in the wacky category. I have been working too much to really fit any excitement in my life. But I do it for the money. And the cheap laundromat sex. Or wait, that has nothing to do with my job.
I hope I die early in life so I don't have to get old and ugly. Preferrably in a gun fight. With only one fatal shot to the lower torso. And then as I die, coughing up blood, my voice fading away, in the arms of some Asian beauty, I'll be singing the beginning portion of Orenji no Taiyou. I don't want my gun battle meaningless, either. I want it to be over some sort of corruption in a large corporation I'm involved with orsomething.
& then the movie will end and everyone in the audience will feel uncomfortable.
Today I hung out with Christy and the gang. Will wants to fuck me, but who doesn't, right? And uh,... that's all.
I've been listening to Bright Eyes a lot lately. News to you, I bet. And uh, work has been tiring. Nothing new. That's it, really.
Liz's birthday is coming up. I need to get her something. I'm thinking about either a Buffy book or a strap-on. She's planning on taking Will's butt virginity. But Will stopped being interested in losing his butt virginity for some reason. Who wouldn't want to lose their butt virginity? I know, a question that has left us all baffled indeed. Anyway, that's about all in the wacky category. I have been working too much to really fit any excitement in my life. But I do it for the money. And the cheap laundromat sex. Or wait, that has nothing to do with my job.
I hope I die early in life so I don't have to get old and ugly. Preferrably in a gun fight. With only one fatal shot to the lower torso. And then as I die, coughing up blood, my voice fading away, in the arms of some Asian beauty, I'll be singing the beginning portion of Orenji no Taiyou. I don't want my gun battle meaningless, either. I want it to be over some sort of corruption in a large corporation I'm involved with orsomething.
& then the movie will end and everyone in the audience will feel uncomfortable.