((The following is the commentators for the match, babbling like fools.))
"Hello, and welcome fight fans! We're here at the Nippon Budokan, the Martial Arts Hell! Today, over five thousand people have joined us here! The time is five thirty and in half an hour, the choujin Kinnikuman will face the demon Touya. In the time we have spare, we thought
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"I DON'T WANNA FIGHT! I DON'T WANNA FIGHT!"
The shorter alien, sighing with great annoyance calmly replied to his Prince.
"Prince, but what about all that training you did in the mountains?"
Suguru stopped dead at this, holding his pose perfectly. Suddenly falling to the ground and coughing, his body somehow becoming skinny and ill looking.
"HACK-HAUF...Yes...I got sick in the mountains...HAUGH-HAUGH...I can't fight today...GRAGH-GOUGH."
The unconvinced Meat smashed Suguru around the head with a hammer apparently taken from thin air, his calm entirely gone.
"I SPENT ALL NIGHT WORKING ON YOUR ENTRANCE, YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT!"
Kicking Kinnikuman into a closet, Meat wrapped the container closed with rope and pushed it out of the dressing room.
Moments later, at the ring side a large parade float made its way down the ramp to the ring. The float had been beautifully crafted to look exactly like an ice berg, and sitting on top, wrapped in an eskimo-like costume, was Kinnikuman. Shivering and holding himself tight, Meat sat beside him, in identical fashion. The bemused crowd stared at the entrance-when a sudden smirk from Kinnikuman caused a rapid change.A split spread neatly down the middle of the float, the ice berg appearance falling off- revealing underneath that it looked exactly like a tropical beach, palm trees and a volcano included. As Suguru stood, tossing off his costume, a gentle Hawaiian tune began to play from the speakers in the stadium. Performing a grass skirt dance, Kinnikuman was smiling broadly-he honestly believed that this was incredibly cool.
"Oh my! Kinnikuman's entrance perfectly sums up his intentions and his attitude! This is totally amazing!
"Yes...Of course."
Jumping down from his volcano perch, the moronic muscle man snagged a foot on the turnbuckle, landing head first into the canvas. The referee just shook his head, and then began his introduction.
"In this corner, weighing in at 250lbs, at a height of six foot tall, the Prince of Planet Kinniku-Kinnikuman!"
Suguru flipped up from his face plant position, raising his hands to frantically wave them at the crowd-the meagre cheering he received was enough to send him wild. The sheer thrill of it-to be loved, to be supported-he could live forever in this moment. His head almost literally swelled-suddenly, he was confident he could destroy Touya.
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"Awaah..."
Suguru took a few steps back as Touya entered the ring-the energy the crowd had been dumping on Suguru was swamped with support a hundredfold greater for Touya, and with it, his desire to fight had faded. The referee, however, seemed unaffected.
"As Touya is a visitor to this...universe, I will explain the rules of the match. This is a one fall event, meaning a single deciding factor wins the match. For this match, there are five deciding factors-a KO, in which a combatant cannot continue. A TKO, in which a combatant does not move from the canvas for a ten count or a combatant gives up. A ring out, in which a combatant is outside of the ring for a ten count. And a DQ-Disqualification for breaking the rules. No weapons, save your bodies and what your abilities allow you to create. Other than that, only general fair play rules apply."
The referee stepped away from the fighters, giving the signal for the bell to ring-whilst Kinnikuman had slowly stepped away until his back was pressed against the ropes.
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Suguru clutched his stomach, the pain shooting through his entire body. Falling forwards as Touya used him to jump behind, he landed on his face and slid on the slick surface crashing into the ropes on the other side-normally, that would send him springing back, but now the ropes were frozen solid.
"Amazing! Just amazing! Touya has frozen the entire ring! You'd think the difference wouldn't be that big, but with the ropes frozen like that, they're like steel bars!"
"Not just that...Kinnikuman is famous for his clumsiness. There's no way he'll be able to fight in a frozen ring."
The two commentators talked on as Kinnikuman slowly got up-the attack hadn't done that much damage to be honest, but his cowardly disposition made the pain unbearable. Attempting to turn around, Suguru just slipped over again, smashing into the icey canvas with a crunch.
"AGAAAW! This is way too much!"
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Kinnikuman slid across the ice again, crashing once more into the solidly frozen ropes. This time, by sheer chance, his arm get caught between two ropes-allowing him to pull himself up onto his feet.
"S-Shut up! I'm not gonna run! You're the one you deserves to get his ass kicked!"
Pushing off of the ropes, barely keeping his footing as he slipped across the ring towards Touya, he swung a right hook-the power behind it was incredible, but the predictable swing and clumsy execution made it all pointless-and if dodged, he'd just hit the hard as steel ropes on the other side of the ring again. Naturally, Touya did dodge-Meaning Suguru slammed into the ropes chest first, robbing him of his breath.
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"If...If you think this fight is so pointless, why don't YOU just give up?! Why're you fighting at all?!"
Suguru was almost literally moved to tears at this point. He was forgetting why he'd even started the fight at all.
The crowd, however, was loving this turn of events. As far as they were concerned, Kinnikuman was just pathetic-unable to even move on the frozen ring, being openly mocked by Touya. The Touya's Girls Army in particular were going mad-screaming at Touya to end the match right now. After all, Kinnikuman wasn't worth even five minutes of his time.
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"Honour...Honour is respecting your enemies, and your friends, and yourself...Honour is fighting for what you believe in..."
With an audible blip, a tear fell from Kinnikuman's eyes to the ice at this feet. Quickly followed by several more, Kinnikuman looked up, tears streaming down his face.
"Honour is never giving up! Honour is SeiSeiDouDou-Fighting fair and square 'til the end!"
Even with tears flowing freely, a smile crossed Suguru's lips.
"This is what honour means to me!"
Suguru jumped, only a short hop, then kicked off of the hardened ropes, propelling himself at Touya, his right arm held out straight-his whole body a missile.
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"I did nothing wrong! It doesn't matter if she's a lord, or a bum on the street! If she's acting evil or hurting herself by acting like she's a monster, I'm gonna fight for justice! If someone gets in the way of justice, I'm gonna cut right through them! My actions may have brought me here-"
Suguru's arms and legs began to pump rapidly, his feet slamming into the mat with incredible force, his arms sliding back and forth across his flank.
"BUT HERE IS RIGHT WHERE I WANNA BE!"
"Oh my! What is Kinnikuman doing? He's just running on the spot!"
"Maybe it's a 'pysch up'. When athletes loose their focus or drive, they perform an action that gets them back on their game. Maybe that's what Kinnikuman is doing!"
"TOOOORIYAAAAAH!"
Suguru wasn't dancing around this time. The ice around his feet had melted, but he was totally unaware, but even without knowing it, his improved footing let him run forward faster than before, this time launching a right punch followed by a left.
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"UWAAAAAAAAAH! GEEE-GEEE-GEE! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO BA-"
Suddenly stopping all movement, Suguru looked down, moving his hands. He was completely unharmed-the shards had melted their sharp tips before striking.
"Actually...It doesn't hurt at all! Hawh-Hawh-Hawh! And you said my techniques were weak!"
"...I don't really get this at all..."
"Me neither! How is Kinnikuman just taking this level of move?"
Kinnikuman's partner, the genius child Meat, gasped-he'd worked it out.
"I know! When the Prince ran on the spot-he did it so vigorously that he raised his own temperature high enough that Touya's ice just melts! The blood in the legs and the arms was heated by the friction, and his heart pumped the heat around his whole body!"
"Wow! Kinnikuman...Is secretly a genius!?
Naturally, the only thought running through Kinnikuman's mind at that moment was ~I hope they don't realise I was just really cold and wanted to warm up...~
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