FUCK YOU, CHICAGO
Weather.com says:
TOTAL SNOWFALL ACCUMULATIONS OF AROUND ONE FOOT ARE POSSIBLE ACROSS FAR NORTH CENTRAL AND NORTHEAST ILLINOIS BY FRIDAY MORNING... TAPERING TO 3 TO 5 INCHES CLOSER TO INTERSTATE 80. AREAS FARTHER SOUTH WILL EXPERIENCE SIGNIFICANT ICE ACCUMULATION. TOTAL ICE ACCUMULATION IN EXCESS OF A HALF INCH IS POSSIBLE BETWEEN INTERSTATE 80 AND US-24 BY FRIDAY MORNING. PRECIPITATION IS EXPECTED TO DIMINISH FROM WEST TO EAST BETWEEN 9 AM AND NOON FRIDAY.
Kitty is very far from pleased. VERY FAR.
In other, much more hilarious news, I heard the following on the radio this morning:
A local food company has donated 9 tons of expired garlic salt to the city, to aid in snow removal.
....WE ARE SAFE FROM VAMPIRES. Praise all gods, there will be no Edward Cullen in Chicago!
OK, I seriously *have* to write my Yuletide story tonight. No Persona until it's done. Really. Really. Writing now.
TOTAL SNOWFALL ACCUMULATIONS OF AROUND ONE FOOT ARE POSSIBLE ACROSS FAR NORTH CENTRAL AND NORTHEAST ILLINOIS BY FRIDAY MORNING... TAPERING TO 3 TO 5 INCHES CLOSER TO INTERSTATE 80. AREAS FARTHER SOUTH WILL EXPERIENCE SIGNIFICANT ICE ACCUMULATION. TOTAL ICE ACCUMULATION IN EXCESS OF A HALF INCH IS POSSIBLE BETWEEN INTERSTATE 80 AND US-24 BY FRIDAY MORNING. PRECIPITATION IS EXPECTED TO DIMINISH FROM WEST TO EAST BETWEEN 9 AM AND NOON FRIDAY.
Kitty is very far from pleased. VERY FAR.
In other, much more hilarious news, I heard the following on the radio this morning:
A local food company has donated 9 tons of expired garlic salt to the city, to aid in snow removal.
....WE ARE SAFE FROM VAMPIRES. Praise all gods, there will be no Edward Cullen in Chicago!
OK, I seriously *have* to write my Yuletide story tonight. No Persona until it's done. Really. Really. Writing now.