Fweeeee.
Pirate Party was made of win and awesome. I was, by far, more drunk than I've been since the last New Year's I got truly slammed, by which I mean New Year's Eve 2005. I profess extreme gratitude to Claire and Kevin for being sober enough to watch out for me. Also to Jeremy, who is awesome.
I haven't been drunk in a really long time and it felt good to cut loose a bit among friends who won't care what I do for the most part. It was really, really nice. Although the unrated version of the pirate porn movie was pretty disturbing. I...I'm sorry, but visual porn just does not do it for me. I do not comprehend how that is intended in ANY POSSIBLE WAY to be arousing. Just...ick. no.
Surprisingly, I didn't even drink that much; my tolerance has died completely. I had a mix of orange Curacao and creme de cacao to start (roughly a shot to a shot and a half worth of each), which was fantastic (and even better iced.) Then a Smirnoff Ice (because I can't stand beer) and then I had a Melzer Special (triple sec, sour mix, coconut rum, regular rum, blue curacao, and Sierra Mist), which is probably what did me in although it didn't taste half as strong as the average Melzer Special. Then there was a giant cuddlepile on the couch, and also a discussion of how I should definitely hang out and/or game with Kevin and spreadnparanoia more. Also a whole lot of people dropped their pants. It was awesome.
Overall, bobbler wins at Pirate Parties :D I approve 110%. I was still drunk enough that my head was spinning when we left, and Melzer fortunately was sober enough to give us a ride home. Now I've had two glasses of water and I didn't even have to correct much more of my typing in this entry than I normally do when sober, so that's a plus. I think it's time for me to go to bed. As soon as I get the cat to chill out.
I haven't been drunk in a really long time and it felt good to cut loose a bit among friends who won't care what I do for the most part. It was really, really nice. Although the unrated version of the pirate porn movie was pretty disturbing. I...I'm sorry, but visual porn just does not do it for me. I do not comprehend how that is intended in ANY POSSIBLE WAY to be arousing. Just...ick. no.
Surprisingly, I didn't even drink that much; my tolerance has died completely. I had a mix of orange Curacao and creme de cacao to start (roughly a shot to a shot and a half worth of each), which was fantastic (and even better iced.) Then a Smirnoff Ice (because I can't stand beer) and then I had a Melzer Special (triple sec, sour mix, coconut rum, regular rum, blue curacao, and Sierra Mist), which is probably what did me in although it didn't taste half as strong as the average Melzer Special. Then there was a giant cuddlepile on the couch, and also a discussion of how I should definitely hang out and/or game with Kevin and spreadnparanoia more. Also a whole lot of people dropped their pants. It was awesome.
Overall, bobbler wins at Pirate Parties :D I approve 110%. I was still drunk enough that my head was spinning when we left, and Melzer fortunately was sober enough to give us a ride home. Now I've had two glasses of water and I didn't even have to correct much more of my typing in this entry than I normally do when sober, so that's a plus. I think it's time for me to go to bed. As soon as I get the cat to chill out.