Because I am strange and random

[lassarina]

lassarina: PEOPLE ARE ASSMONKEYS.
lassarina: I will eat their BRAINS.
lassarina: or, uh, I will feed it to my pet zombie.
lassarina: I don't want to be contaminated.
bottle_of_shine: XD
bottle_of_shine: I'm so scared of zombies
lassarina: this is where pet zombies are useful!
lassarina: they eat people you don't like.
lassarina: and then you get to restrain the newly-bitten zombie
lassarina: and cast cure on it repeatedly with some accessory that lowers your magic power
lassarina: and watch it die by inches.
lassarina: ......I am a very disturbed human being. XD
bottle_of_shine: XD
bottle_of_shine: Or a hardcore RPer. ;)