Oh, God.  Exalted kills my brain.

Feb 20, 2006 23:26

Alright.  So work, whatever.  Killer headache.  Then I came home and went to Exalted.

We stop for the night, and of course we are attacked by bone lions.  We're all scrambling to get our shit together.

Melzer:  Domaquel is mounting up.
herod_the_nut:  Meg'll be free later!  Sure she may be at Incap...
Melzer:  I'm not sure she can take that dire lance.

*falls over*

herod_the_nut swung at a lion and took to the air.  (His Beastman form is a white-feathered snow falcon.)  As he said, "White falcons can jump!"

So Jeremy starts trying to find a rope so he can ride the bone lion and use the rope as a bridle.

Melzer:  Jeremy's finding a rope.
herod_the_nut:  I told you, Meg'll be free AFTER!

Then they joke about letting the bone lions kill me:

Me:  Fuck you!
herod_the_nut:  AFTER the fight!  AFTER!!!
Me:  I'm useful!
Jeremy:  Yes but you don't have to be alive!
Everyone:  *shudder* Sketchy!

So having been knocked over by a bone lion, I finally get to my feet.

Melzer:  Meg's on her feet for once.
Me:  As opposed to on my back, or face down.
Jeremy:  Or on your knees, or in a handstand.
Me:  I don't think I've ever done a handstand.  Maybe when I was in the Underworld.

We kill a bone lion, and it explodes.

Melzer:  Meg, there's bone on you.
Me:  Oh good.
evillotto:  She's used to that.
Jeremy:  No, ON.  Not IN.

When we're searching for the pieces of the bone lion:

Melzer:  I'll just roll their stealth - it's a good pool.
Me:  Stealth of the Dead Bone Lion!

Later we finally get to Sunflash's turf, and herod_the_nut is summarizing our adventures to Sunflash and Red Snow.

Melzer, as Red Snow:  What did you do to attract the attention of the deathknights?
Melzer, OOC:  You TP'd the Lady's treehouse...

Red Snow makes snarky remarks about Dragon-Blooded, while in his 10-foot-tall beastman form.
sabrielrose, OOC:  Say that to my face, whore!
Melzer:  He'd be hard pressed to do that how tall is your character?

Talking about stealing Ledaal Emonn's scrolls that he stole from herod_the_nut (and understanding that Kohn owns a number of sharp pointy picks and goremauls):
herod_the_nut:  Well, I'll just pick Emonn's brain.

Later:
herod_the_nut:  That looks painful.
Me:  By which you mean AWESOME!
herod_the_nut:  What's your Nature, Masochist?
Me:  No, that's my flaw.  My Nature is Penitent.

Me, to sabrielrose:  Bonding experiences over bondage!  (Referring to the time she beat me almost to incap)

Melzer:  I'm getting my two really nasty Lunars confused.
Me:  I like Sunflash, he tortured me.

So yeah.  that was Exalted.  God it rocked.  And now I start prepping my chron.

*sigh*  There was a really sucky thing at Exalted - I got incredibly dizzy.  I almost fell off the couch twice and I did actually fall down trying to walk across the room.  I don't know why.  It went away and now it's coming back.  Ugh.

joscelaine the wonder abyssal, quotes: exalted, exalted: mixed circle

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