I've always wanted a bejeweled vagina
So, came home to this in my inbox:
VAJAZZLE WHAT. That's a thing!? When did that become a thing!?
What!?
This is what the website said about it:
"A technician well-versed in the art of vajazzling bedizens skin with rounded-edge Swarovski crystals in a choice of shapes, designs, or important mnemonic devices. Each sparkle-arranging session lasts approximately 30 to 45 minutes, and glittery patterns can remain in place for up to five days depending upon individual trouser-donning velocities."
WHAT!?! HAHAHAHAHA.
VAJAZZLE WHAT. That's a thing!? When did that become a thing!?
What!?
This is what the website said about it:
"A technician well-versed in the art of vajazzling bedizens skin with rounded-edge Swarovski crystals in a choice of shapes, designs, or important mnemonic devices. Each sparkle-arranging session lasts approximately 30 to 45 minutes, and glittery patterns can remain in place for up to five days depending upon individual trouser-donning velocities."
WHAT!?! HAHAHAHAHA.