Movie quote meme
I really shouldn't post shit like this at 4 in th' morning.....
Stolen from
cazcatharsis
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. (I knew some of these off by heart.... I hope they're on IMDb)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using www.IMDb.com search functions to answer!
1. "Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker!" Death to Smoochy
2. "Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets.... I've got it! Nudity!"
3. "Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!" Gone in 60 Seconds
4. "I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly." Blade Trinity
5. "Oh, you're not allowed to carry a gun? Well, I got a goddamned gun! If I'd'a known this was gonna happen, I'd'a brought my mother-fuckin' gun!" The Rock
6."You know, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage! " Aliens
7. "Whoever did this waited until the last second, took out six guys armed with machine guns by hand, then got by us. Maybe we should give him a job! Put him on the payroll. " Predator 2
8. "I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!" Wild Hogs
9. "Fine, go ahead and scream! And when that 'Tricikloplots' attacks you, don't come crying to me!" Jurassic Park 3
10. "I'm rooting for the crocodile! I hope he eats your friends whole. Is that illegal? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?" Lake Placid
11. "We've got to get off this road. They've called ahead by now and you can't outrun a Motorola." Blues Brothers 2000
12. "Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!" From Dusk Till Dawn
13. "If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? " National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
14. "I merely chewed in self-defence.... but I never swallowed" Dragonheart
15. "The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!" Armageddon
Edit: 1 left! Who will solve #2?
Gods, I still have at least another thirty quotes. It was sooo hard to narrow it down to just fifteen. *pouts* Maybe I'll post more later on....
Enjoy!