Percocet 2
For christmas morning my mom got me stronger drugs. Yeah, its true. My old pills were 325mg. these babies are 650! It was kind of a coincidence to, because I had just gotten HER some bigger crack rocks for christmas.
i told that joke to my dad when he called in from Zambia christmas day. I heard my sister laughing in the background , but my dad was just like "That's good, you know, you gotta take care of your mom."
Yes I do.
But seriously folks, I'm starting to get sick of all of these narcotics. It was fun for a couple days but I wanna get off this ride now. It's like when you were fourteen and your parents caught you smoking a cigarette and they made you smoke the whole pack. And then they made you do two hits of sunshine LSD, and then they sold your comic books to buy stronger crack, and you had to go live with your gramma for a couple weeks, and you started to fall behind in school cause you stayed up all night crying, and your dads like,
"Yeah, but are you addicted to cigarettes? No."
Other x-mas highlights:
My Mom and my sister jeana went to church, me and Brother dave stayed home and watched Ninja Turtles 3. not a great film. true. But have you ever watched it when you were TOTALLY MEST UP ON DRUGS? Well, my freind you simply haven't seen Ninja Turtles 3.
Other Movies that may or may not have been enhanced by my current state of mind:
Cinderella Man
March of Penguins
Bananas
+ my brother got me the special addition of Monty Python and the Holy grail! I haven't watched it yet, but oh boy!
we also got my mom the Life Aquatic. we have this tradition of buying her Bill Murray movies. cause she has recurring romantic dreams about the beloved actor.
Happy Holidays!
i told that joke to my dad when he called in from Zambia christmas day. I heard my sister laughing in the background , but my dad was just like "That's good, you know, you gotta take care of your mom."
Yes I do.
But seriously folks, I'm starting to get sick of all of these narcotics. It was fun for a couple days but I wanna get off this ride now. It's like when you were fourteen and your parents caught you smoking a cigarette and they made you smoke the whole pack. And then they made you do two hits of sunshine LSD, and then they sold your comic books to buy stronger crack, and you had to go live with your gramma for a couple weeks, and you started to fall behind in school cause you stayed up all night crying, and your dads like,
"Yeah, but are you addicted to cigarettes? No."
Other x-mas highlights:
My Mom and my sister jeana went to church, me and Brother dave stayed home and watched Ninja Turtles 3. not a great film. true. But have you ever watched it when you were TOTALLY MEST UP ON DRUGS? Well, my freind you simply haven't seen Ninja Turtles 3.
Other Movies that may or may not have been enhanced by my current state of mind:
Cinderella Man
March of Penguins
Bananas
+ my brother got me the special addition of Monty Python and the Holy grail! I haven't watched it yet, but oh boy!
we also got my mom the Life Aquatic. we have this tradition of buying her Bill Murray movies. cause she has recurring romantic dreams about the beloved actor.
Happy Holidays!