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[lasering]

I have been living on strawberry bread and milk for a week.

If the standard of living does not improve within the next five seconds, I am kicking someone's face in.

Comments

[threeswordstyle]

Should get a cook. But not one thats a shithead.

[serving_love]

Oi.

[threeswordstyle]

Oi?

[serving_love]

Shut the hell up, marimo.

[threeswordstyle]

Sulking about your loss?

[serving_love]

I SAID SHUT UP AKLSDHAS.

[threeswordstyle]

Pie.

[serving_love]

DIE IN A FIRE.

[threeswordstyle]

PIE.

[serving_love]

YOU CHEATED SOMEHOW.

[threeswordstyle]

What can I say, I'm that good.

[serving_love]

You are NOT. It was total fluke!!

[threeswordstyle]

Wanna bet on it AGAIN?

[serving_love]

...We're setting sail tomorrow, there isn't enough time.

[threeswordstyle]

Didn't know you were one to make excuses, shit head.

[serving_love]

It's not an excuse, it's the TRUTH, dumbass. We can have a rematch at the next island, but...I mean, how did you even- alskjhfasdf. UGH. Shit.