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[lasering]

I have been living on strawberry bread and milk for a week.

If the standard of living does not improve within the next five seconds, I am kicking someone's face in.

Comments

[mitamisha]

...Yeeeah.

Possibly we should have packed better. >.>

[lasering]

I supplied a boat. You cannot even provide sufficient rations.

[mitamisha]

I thought it would be easier to get food out here!

[lasering]

I'm sorry. I cannot think of any reply right now other than: you idiot.

[mitamisha]

SHUT UP. Can't you like, I dunno, fish or something??

[lasering]

Do I look like I'm a fisherman?

[mitamisha]

YOU PLAYED GOLF. YOU COULD BE.

[lasering]

I don't know you.

[mitamisha]

...

akljsdf. Okay. We gotta think of something, or we're gonna starve.

Do you think fish like strawberry bread?

[lasering]

You can sacrifice your strawberry bread to see.

[mitamisha]

FINE. I WILL.

......I DON'T HAVE A FISHING POLE.

[lasering]

You can use your arm then. Be a real man.

[mitamisha]

...What if there are sharks in there?

[lasering]

Not my problem.

[mitamisha]

I COULD DIE.

[lasering]

No one's died from losing an arm.