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[laser_trident]

So, staying underwater is great for avoiding all of this Mistletoe I keep hearing about!

It's kinda lonely, though.

Does anyone want to show a robot a good time?

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[asskickinnymph]

Depends.

What does the robot consider a "good" time to be?

[laser_trident]

Well, I can't really say... but anything's bound to be better than swimming around polluted waters or wandering around a dump.

[asskickinnymph]

... You're swimming in polluted water?! Where the hell are you? And here!

// Attached, Axoryi Light Post Data //

It's a port town and the water is much better then whatever the hell you're swimming in!

[laser_trident]

It's off the coast of Neon City and Junk City... I know some people living here, but maybe I should get out of there and see the world some. Thank you for the data!

[Data Received]

[asskickinnymph]

... I have the data for that place... hm...

And no problem, anything to help a fellow water mech out.

[laser_trident]

You're an aquatic model too? What a coincidence! It's great to meet you!

It's so hard to make new friends under the waves...

[asskickinnymph]

Well, I'm made for water work. Sometimes. And it's a pleasure to meet you too.

I've only found it hard if you're in the wrong kind of water.

[laser_trident]

Well, I was made for water rescues... I was always swimming from one place to another, pulling Sailors out of the depths.

And wondering why there were so many spikes at the bottom of the ocean. It seems like a really bizarre way for nature to form.

(OOC: Had to. HAD TO.)

[asskickinnymph]

...

spikes. Huh, I never encountered spikes before. Just bottomless pits.