Writer's Block: Five-Finger Discount
I inadvertently stole a tool from my old job. I had borrowed a heavy duty hole punch for some project or another and hadn't taken it back yet. They fired me a few weeks later. I don't feel bad though. After three years of their crap it's the least they could do, lol. Besides, they never used it and I needed one anyways. I doubt they've even noticed. I also took a few really cool boxes, but I don't think that counts because they were gonna be thrown out anyways. One man's trash and all that.