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Jun 12, 2008 20:18

Chase:
You will marry Brainy.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in New York in your
fabulous Apartment.
You will have 1 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a Pink Dinosaur with lasers.
You will spend your days as a Hobo, and live happily ever after.

Brainy:
........................................

Chase:
I bet the other kids are really jealous when we take Hubert Reginald Awesome Stein-Dox to school on our dinosaur.

Brainy:
We are not naming our only child that. He needs a good strong 31st century name. Also, it cannot be longer than five letters. That is the mark of THE FUTURE.

Chase:
We are living in New York. In the present. So he needs a pretentious name so that people will think he's a loser rich kid and won't expect him to kick their asses with his kung-fu skills. Can you think of a really good pretentious name under five letters? Because I would be open to that.

Brainy:
How do you know it's not the New York of THE FUTURE?

.....

Percy.

Percy Awesome Stein-Dox - Brainiac 6

Chase:
Well because one of my options was "Wherever the Legion is" and clearly that was the option in the future.

Well then the other kids are jealous when we take Percy Awesome Stein-Dox/Brainiac 6 to school on our pink laser dinosaur.

let's talk about ass sex

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