Dec 02, 2005 23:29
When did Bizarro world take over 0_0!!
~Marilyn Manson is launching his own fragrance (wtf?!) So, he'll be shilling alongside class acts such as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
"Ohh look honey, the antichrist has a new fragrance, and it's 20% off at walmart. I heard it smells like cake and something else .....just cant put my finger on it"
Am so not expanding on the above convo any more....cause it would lead no where good, I assure you all.
~Speaking of no talents that stink, why the fuck does Niki AND Paris Hilton now have record contracts... Paris' new album has been described as "tight"....
Dude, again I am not touching that statement with a 20 foot pole. I never thought Paris could be described as "tight"...in any interpretation of that word.
~Rev Al Sharpton *facepalm because you know it's going to be bad for me to mention him* is launching his own sit com.
~Tom "blah blah blah Dianetics" Cruise
I've decided that's just tooooo easy. When even Oprah says WTF, you know you dun lost yo shit, like fo realzies yo'.
~Frank the goat looks pretty pissed that he received a lame paid user tee shirt for christmas. Serves you right for your shitty behavior the past 2 weeks.
~Not one person pissed me off today at shift....awk!
With all of the above statements, I have come to the conclusion that the apocalypse has indeed begun. Stock up on plenty of sunblock...SPF 2 million.
tmz much?,
gawd of fuck