SONAFABITCH!

Aug 22, 2005 14:08

Yuppers, one of those days already. Thus far, I have already finished two loads of laundry, and of course as I get the last load hanging on the line...the line collapses.My clean clothing found a place in the dirt.

Then there is the house of hell that I am still working in (last entry I mentioned this). I picked up a 10 gallon container of roofing tar, and the fucking bottom fell out!!! I am now covered in tar (no idea how to remove this shit other than over zealous scrubbing). Then ...yes it gets better...then the floor collapses...with me standing on it!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! as I fell into the sub flooring (thank fuck it was there or I would be doing a phone post from the hospital)I am bruised, now have brick wall burn on one side of my body. Did I mention I am covered in tar?

But not to let these little incidents get the best of me, I went onto the back shed where there is an old wooden work bench. Well, it needed to go, but I wasn't going to drag it as a whole, so I took out my frustration with a sledge hammer. It was fucking beautiful, to release that amount of energy in such a physical form.....but once the bench collapsed....I discovered there was a dead decapitated possum under the bench *I think I threw up in my mouth just a little o_0* All I can say is that shit as such, sweet dreams are made of these.

My right hand is slowly swelling to twice the size of my left hand. That cannot be good.

But all in all, still a good day.<--liar!

gross, random acts of injury, may i have some cheese with my whine?

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