Lil' Brit
Though I never update, I had to inform the world of a bit of juicy gossip I've stumbled across. And now, with no further ado ... a conversation with Shane:
HollaBackNow592: Did u hear our friend Britney Spears is pregnant?
Pesto444: I did!
HollaBackNow592: I don't like that girl.
Pesto444: I've been meaning to ask ... is it yours?
HollaBackNow592: SSSSSHHHH!
HollaBackNow592: It's a secret!
Pesto444: Sorry! Mum's the word ... I just had a hunch.
HollaBackNow592: I fucked her SO hard, Sara, you wouldnt believe.
So, there it is. Shane's responsible for the spawn of Britney. I knew it all along.
Damnit Shane.
HollaBackNow592: Did u hear our friend Britney Spears is pregnant?
Pesto444: I did!
HollaBackNow592: I don't like that girl.
Pesto444: I've been meaning to ask ... is it yours?
HollaBackNow592: SSSSSHHHH!
HollaBackNow592: It's a secret!
Pesto444: Sorry! Mum's the word ... I just had a hunch.
HollaBackNow592: I fucked her SO hard, Sara, you wouldnt believe.
So, there it is. Shane's responsible for the spawn of Britney. I knew it all along.
Damnit Shane.