Battery
With current events unfolding, and my playlist of manliness now complete, I plan to discuss some of those topics which have caused so much trouble - and which I have no business discussing. I'm such an attention whore. Almost like a person being black so that they get the nigger-attention. I'm not really racist, I just use it as a ploy to get attention; remember that at all time people.
So let me tell you this before I begin: I have an extreme bias towards Sarah, Shannon, Natasha, and whoever else I decide to have one for. I will try to keep my senses on me and not be a big Pol Pot of LiveJournal, but just watch me fuck that up.
Dedicated to Danielle:
In the last few days I've noticed an oncoming bitterness between people who are good, and a vile being (who is bad). This vile-shit-fuck has been saying things to Sarah Shaw (a particularly decent female). Yelling at Sarah; telling her that being emotional and sensitive is bad and that she needs "back bone." All of this is clearly bullshit. As most of you know, Sarah is a very decent person and friend. She is emotional and she can be very sensitive, but why is that bad? I'm sure if push came to shove, she could defend herself. She certainly doesn't need someone who can hardly take care of herself to tell her what to do. I am not close friends with Sarah, but I do enjoy her greatly. Sarah is one of the god damned nicest people you will meet. I love Amanda, but Sarah certainly has her beat in all around niceness as a human. She'd help a friend out in any way she could, and one would be worse off without her as, at the very least, an acquintance.
Let us direct this open letter back to the Cafeteria when a certain someone, Callen, was squeezin' carrots and accidently hit Danielle with it. Much to Danielle's, I mean the vile-shit-fuck's chagrin, it left a carrot mark (which comes off in the wash). The beast thought it was Allason who did it, and was very angry. She did not yell or scream or through feces like a chimpanzee, but she was none-to-happy to say the very fucking least. Once she found out that it was Callen's error, she was not as angry. I will admit, a carrot stain is not a fun thing to have for the whole day... THE WHOLE DAY. But is that any reason to be mad at a person who is cute and laughs like a dolphin on fun-pills? Not in my mind. And so on.
This whole charade does extend to me in some ways. The snatch-stealer made a post about boys (not a common occurance eh people? Haha, I'm kidding, the little fucker does one every week). She stated that boys try to use her, and although I have nothing wrong with someone who sleeps with a lot of people (someones sex-life is not a reason to rag on someone - make fun of them though). She doesn't want said boys to use her, or think they can. My only comment was that she sets herself up for this by having at least seven partners since grade nine (when she started accepting jism into her flower pot). She has even, in Kyle MacKinnion's case, used people for sex because they turned her on. She later grew an attachement to this Kyle, but he didn't give a fuck about her and later told all his buddies she was an easy lay. Might I use my own analogy here? I think so. Fucking Danielle is easier then using your hand and internet pornography. I haven't fucked her, but I haven't been drunk around her. Booze seems to be the seceret key to unlocking her panties and fucking her snatch. But I'm not here to gossip.
Now, lets talk about Natasha. Natasha did say something semi-stupid. She said to Emily that Danielle only hangs out with Nathan Toombs so that she can be scene. Something like that, at least. This isn't a great statement, but I'm sure she did depend on Emily to keep it seceret. She did not say, "Emily keep this to yourself." But I'm sure that was implied. Emily told Danielle and the Constipation-Creature said she wanted to punch Natasha in the face. Now, I know Natasha is thinner then Danielle, but she is, at the very least, a foot taller then Danielle. Danielle would get romped. I was also at the University thing, and Danielle was giving Natasha dirty looks like they were in grade six. It made me giggle, and made Natasha feel like Daneille was mentally stripping her. I just made that stripping part up.
In closing: You are smelly as tits. In my defense I claim insainity on anything Danielle says about me from this point on. It didn't happen, and even if it did, just pretend it didn't. I know I am a fuckup and I have LOTS and LOTS of flaws. The point of this post was not to disect myself, but to disect the week in passing and the 'little boobies, big booty' that is Danielle.
I love you all, peace and God bless.
Danielle: No one but Connor and I endorse this thread. Everyone else doesn't know what was said about this, so don't take a big gain sprawling ass dump on their faces by looking at them ho-bag.
Note from the Author:
All spelling errors are my own, and I take full credit for how much character they add to this post.
So let me tell you this before I begin: I have an extreme bias towards Sarah, Shannon, Natasha, and whoever else I decide to have one for. I will try to keep my senses on me and not be a big Pol Pot of LiveJournal, but just watch me fuck that up.
Dedicated to Danielle:
In the last few days I've noticed an oncoming bitterness between people who are good, and a vile being (who is bad). This vile-shit-fuck has been saying things to Sarah Shaw (a particularly decent female). Yelling at Sarah; telling her that being emotional and sensitive is bad and that she needs "back bone." All of this is clearly bullshit. As most of you know, Sarah is a very decent person and friend. She is emotional and she can be very sensitive, but why is that bad? I'm sure if push came to shove, she could defend herself. She certainly doesn't need someone who can hardly take care of herself to tell her what to do. I am not close friends with Sarah, but I do enjoy her greatly. Sarah is one of the god damned nicest people you will meet. I love Amanda, but Sarah certainly has her beat in all around niceness as a human. She'd help a friend out in any way she could, and one would be worse off without her as, at the very least, an acquintance.
Let us direct this open letter back to the Cafeteria when a certain someone, Callen, was squeezin' carrots and accidently hit Danielle with it. Much to Danielle's, I mean the vile-shit-fuck's chagrin, it left a carrot mark (which comes off in the wash). The beast thought it was Allason who did it, and was very angry. She did not yell or scream or through feces like a chimpanzee, but she was none-to-happy to say the very fucking least. Once she found out that it was Callen's error, she was not as angry. I will admit, a carrot stain is not a fun thing to have for the whole day... THE WHOLE DAY. But is that any reason to be mad at a person who is cute and laughs like a dolphin on fun-pills? Not in my mind. And so on.
This whole charade does extend to me in some ways. The snatch-stealer made a post about boys (not a common occurance eh people? Haha, I'm kidding, the little fucker does one every week). She stated that boys try to use her, and although I have nothing wrong with someone who sleeps with a lot of people (someones sex-life is not a reason to rag on someone - make fun of them though). She doesn't want said boys to use her, or think they can. My only comment was that she sets herself up for this by having at least seven partners since grade nine (when she started accepting jism into her flower pot). She has even, in Kyle MacKinnion's case, used people for sex because they turned her on. She later grew an attachement to this Kyle, but he didn't give a fuck about her and later told all his buddies she was an easy lay. Might I use my own analogy here? I think so. Fucking Danielle is easier then using your hand and internet pornography. I haven't fucked her, but I haven't been drunk around her. Booze seems to be the seceret key to unlocking her panties and fucking her snatch. But I'm not here to gossip.
Now, lets talk about Natasha. Natasha did say something semi-stupid. She said to Emily that Danielle only hangs out with Nathan Toombs so that she can be scene. Something like that, at least. This isn't a great statement, but I'm sure she did depend on Emily to keep it seceret. She did not say, "Emily keep this to yourself." But I'm sure that was implied. Emily told Danielle and the Constipation-Creature said she wanted to punch Natasha in the face. Now, I know Natasha is thinner then Danielle, but she is, at the very least, a foot taller then Danielle. Danielle would get romped. I was also at the University thing, and Danielle was giving Natasha dirty looks like they were in grade six. It made me giggle, and made Natasha feel like Daneille was mentally stripping her. I just made that stripping part up.
In closing: You are smelly as tits. In my defense I claim insainity on anything Danielle says about me from this point on. It didn't happen, and even if it did, just pretend it didn't. I know I am a fuckup and I have LOTS and LOTS of flaws. The point of this post was not to disect myself, but to disect the week in passing and the 'little boobies, big booty' that is Danielle.
I love you all, peace and God bless.
Danielle: No one but Connor and I endorse this thread. Everyone else doesn't know what was said about this, so don't take a big gain sprawling ass dump on their faces by looking at them ho-bag.
Note from the Author:
All spelling errors are my own, and I take full credit for how much character they add to this post.