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Oct 04, 2006 19:14

Things That I Hate About You:

1-  The way you can't take being hit by a carrot
2-  How you get upset when I don't give a shit about something you got
3-  How you (mostly a group) can't deal with any sort of fucking drama.  I mean, "FUCK!"
4-  The way you just never do the cool shit
5-  How stupid you are when you talk about Aryan pride.  At least think of a legit arguement.
6-  You're big fat smelly cunt that jets out of your pants and wraps around me and makes me smell it's vile and putrid being.

Things That I Like About You:

1-  The way you don't look like your mom
2-  The fact you have a chair
3-  How MAGIC you truly are
4-  The way you do the dolphin
5-  The way you make me fart when I just need to spurt
6-  "I like boys."... "You like children...?"...."What?  No, I'm gay - Jesus"
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