Oct 04, 2006 19:14
Things That I Hate About You:
1- The way you can't take being hit by a carrot
2- How you get upset when I don't give a shit about something you got
3- How you (mostly a group) can't deal with any sort of fucking drama. I mean, "FUCK!"
4- The way you just never do the cool shit
5- How stupid you are when you talk about Aryan pride. At least think of a legit arguement.
6- You're big fat smelly cunt that jets out of your pants and wraps around me and makes me smell it's vile and putrid being.
Things That I Like About You:
1- The way you don't look like your mom
2- The fact you have a chair
3- How MAGIC you truly are
4- The way you do the dolphin
5- The way you make me fart when I just need to spurt
6- "I like boys."... "You like children...?"...."What? No, I'm gay - Jesus"