Thus
spake the
Deep Throat of Queer Studies:This point may not be popular. It may not win me friends. But I must make it. Harpo, like most men, has a symbolic vagina, somewhere on his person. Harpo, a starry man, has many vaginas. One is his wig. Another is his silence.
Then again, yonder nerdy man of words may just be hankering for
Harpo’s touch on his butt crack.
Wayne Koestenbaum